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by mortimermcmirestinks
Sat Nov 05, 2016 18:55
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1178
Views: 191986

keenmaster486 wrote:OK Lass. You win.
Freakin' seconded.
nanomekia wrote:I wish my skin was a bit less dry.
Granted. You melt.

I wish that I hadn't challenged Levellass.
by mortimermcmirestinks
Fri Nov 04, 2016 21:16
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1178
Views: 191986

Granted. The base of reality ceases to exist, but the rest of reality doesn't, so everything does the equivalent of what happens to the stuff on a table when all the table's legs collapse, except on a universal scale. Let's try this again... I wish all living things (including me) were irresurrectab...
by mortimermcmirestinks
Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:39
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1178
Views: 191986

Granted. You are 0.0031% less prone to panicking. Doesn't make much difference. Granted. Turns out you actually survived, and have to endure the terribleness alone. Otherwise everyone would be dead and wouldn't care. Oh, it's on now. I wish all living things (including me) were dead and everything w...
by mortimermcmirestinks
Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:36
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: 108 years
Replies: 11
Views: 3213

Benvolio wrote:I thought we all supported the Green Bay Packers around here.

*goes on a brief googling spree*

Oh wait, different sport.
Yeah, that's me occasionally.
by mortimermcmirestinks
Wed Nov 02, 2016 0:53
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1178
Views: 191986

Granted. They thank you for introducing them to each other and go off to form a band without you.

Can there be an incorruptible wish? Hmm... I wish all living things were dead and everything was terrible.
by mortimermcmirestinks
Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:22
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1178
Views: 191986

keenmaster486 wrote:I don't want to be the one to ignore Lass :dopekeen
Treating this as a wish... granted... you ignore everyone else.

I wish for more wishes.
by mortimermcmirestinks
Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:19
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!
Replies: 2244
Views: 395046

Roobar wrote:blah blah new MS Paint blah blah 3D support blah blah
Anyone else using Paint XP as their go-to MS Paint?
by mortimermcmirestinks
Wed Oct 05, 2016 21:29
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1178
Views: 191986

achoo Granted, you now have achoo immediate knowledge of all achoo allergies that achoo anyone will ever have.

I wish nobody in this thread was achoo allergic to anyone else in this thread or radishes.
by mortimermcmirestinks
Wed Oct 05, 2016 0:28
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1178
Views: 191986

Keening_Product wrote:I wish I had gone to bed last night.
Granted. You didn't get up this morning and slept through all the things you had to do.
MoffD wrote:I wish... GAAAARRRRRGG
Now I wish MoffD wasn't allergic to me.
by mortimermcmirestinks
Tue Oct 04, 2016 2:15
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1178
Views: 191986

Granted. She kept you up all night.

I wish MoffD wasn't allergic to radishes anymore.
by mortimermcmirestinks
Mon Oct 03, 2016 4:30
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1178
Views: 191986

Granted. You are now so good at guitar that anyone who looks in your direction immediately hates you from envy, with the exception of incredibly irritating guitar-playing frat boys.

I wish I knew what I was doing.
by mortimermcmirestinks
Sat Oct 01, 2016 1:59
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1178
Views: 191986

Granted. You now have no ears.

I wish people had gotten the New England/"new" England joke I made.
by mortimermcmirestinks
Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:23
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1178
Views: 191986

Granted. Time shifts around so "right now" is 1066, when England as we know it today is brand new. You end up there and get killed by a drunk Saxon.

I wish for unlimited power.
by mortimermcmirestinks
Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:20
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1178
Views: 191986

nanomekia wrote:I wish I hadn't decided to take over the world with technology
Granted. You decide to take it over with radishes instead. You succeed, but everyone who's allergic to radishes dies, and that includes the love of your life.

I wish was always on time.
by mortimermcmirestinks
Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:19
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: How often do you guys check in here?
Replies: 21
Views: 4231

Oh, okay. I think that was after my time.