Granted. The base of reality ceases to exist, but the rest of reality doesn't, so everything does the equivalent of what happens to the stuff on a table when all the table's legs collapse, except on a universal scale. Let's try this again... I wish all living things (including me) were irresurrectab...
Granted. You are 0.0031% less prone to panicking. Doesn't make much difference. Granted. Turns out you actually survived, and have to endure the terribleness alone. Otherwise everyone would be dead and wouldn't care. Oh, it's on now. I wish all living things (including me) were dead and everything w...
Granted. You are now so good at guitar that anyone who looks in your direction immediately hates you from envy, with the exception of incredibly irritating guitar-playing frat boys.
nanomekia wrote:I wish I hadn't decided to take over the world with technology
Granted. You decide to take it over with radishes instead. You succeed, but everyone who's allergic to radishes dies, and that includes the love of your life.