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by Bernie
Sun Jan 17, 2016 1:35
Forum: Release Forum
Topic: Atroxian Realm (Version 1.1 Released)
Replies: 198
Views: 70153

hey its pretty good ;) thank god for those checkpoints!
by Bernie
Tue Jan 12, 2016 2:18
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Buy your PCKF Spam Sieve today!
Replies: 56
Views: 29099

Well i'm actually a spam bot. I was suppose to come here to advertise cupboards UK but I then got wrapped up in Keen and just decided to stay as a member :)
by Bernie
Sun Jan 03, 2016 19:42
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Commander Keen 5 track in IKEA commercial?
Replies: 5
Views: 3309

So yes, Gustav Holst was a big Keener back in the day and the guy just ripped off Keen 5. Jerkface!
by Bernie
Fri Jan 01, 2016 20:35
Forum: Other Keen Stuff
Topic: Why does Keen really do what he does?
Replies: 66
Views: 21111

THE TRUTH IS.......... :O ............
by Bernie
Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:53
Forum: Other Keen Stuff
Topic: Why does Keen really do what he does?
Replies: 66
Views: 21111

....
THE SHOCKING TRUTH IS.......
by Bernie
Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:52
Forum: Other Keen Stuff
Topic: Why does Keen really do what he does?
Replies: 66
Views: 21111

Finally, I'm not surprised if this is hinting towards a mod you're making. Oh no no, I just have nothing to do on these boards so I just make up crap :p So after he hung up, it was late so I went to bed. Then at 4am I get a call. Its Tom Hall. Hes been up all night, smoking cigarettes. I can tell h...
by Bernie
Fri Jan 01, 2016 4:47
Forum: Other Keen Stuff
Topic: Why does Keen really do what he does?
Replies: 66
Views: 21111

You're onto something scarletflame, but dont be fooled. it gets much, much darker... I called up my buddy Tom Hall and asked him if all of what I'm saying is true. After a while, he cut me off and just said "Look, just drop it man. You don't want to go there. You're not ready for it. No one is. No o...
by Bernie
Wed Dec 30, 2015 22:23
Forum: Other Keen Stuff
Topic: Why does Keen really do what he does?
Replies: 66
Views: 21111

I like where this is going. Did the "spot" dish not always belong to the yorp we know and love by the unnoficial name "norp?" Just drop it man. But yeah theres a reason he took that yorp to be his pet. and that dish did belong to Keen's past pet named Spot. There, I said. And what happened to his o...
by Bernie
Wed Dec 30, 2015 21:30
Forum: Other Keen Stuff
Topic: Why does Keen really do what he does?
Replies: 66
Views: 21111

Grrr logic! My greatest enemy. I'm going to re-counter your logic with insane paranoia, as I usually do. No my friends - it goes so much deeper. I think he witnessed his brother's murder. Thats right. Saw him shot and lay bleeding by government thugs. And as for making his ship... hes running away. ...
by Bernie
Tue Dec 29, 2015 22:12
Forum: Other Keen Stuff
Topic: Why does Keen really do what he does?
Replies: 66
Views: 21111

haha. ok... but why the candy then?
Does he go for the junk food to deal with emotions he cannot control? Like comfort food? And why is that? Is his father abusive? Is that also why he wants to fly away from his home? whywhywhy?
by Bernie
Tue Dec 29, 2015 20:52
Forum: Other Keen Stuff
Topic: Why does Keen really do what he does?
Replies: 66
Views: 21111

Why does Keen really do what he does?

Let us now delve into the inner workings of the mind of Billy Blaze. Why does he make a spaceship and fly off into space? Is it pain in his life on earth he is trying to escape? Is that it? Why the helmet? We never see his brother, only hear that its his 'brother's' helmet. Could his brother be... d...
by Bernie
Wed Dec 23, 2015 23:03
Forum: Unofficial Keen Games
Topic: Suburb Shenanigans
Replies: 138
Views: 92396

yeah this was like the number 1 mod to look out for. :(
please finish these things you guys! :( just knuckle under for a few weeks and punch it out with all your might! You can do it!
by Bernie
Tue Oct 20, 2015 7:34
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Fragmented Posts
Replies: 44
Views: 12397

press charges haha, what the hell? seriously? over a forum about an old PC game? i think 'forum drama' happens when people get bored. there really isnt much to do here really :/ it takes people forever to release the tiniest sliver of a mod. there are other places to go to on the internet you know ...
by Bernie
Sat Oct 10, 2015 4:49
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!
Replies: 2245
Views: 405566

Nospike wrote:Bernie's jokes sometimes feel emotionless, cold even.
jokes? did i say a joke? i was being serious. i am a serious person. you must be serious to survive the horrors of this world. the only truth is pain. PAIN.


(joke ;) )
by Bernie
Fri Oct 09, 2015 11:22
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!
Replies: 2245
Views: 405566

yeah nice cover, kate. we all know you had her bumped off so you can be the number 1 girl on this site.