Public Commander Keen Forum

hmmm... guys, help me out with this delema... i went on Craigslist and came across 3 women who want a guy to strip naked for them, eat them out, make them 'gasm, and get ordered around by them. hopefully they'll do more to me. but they will only reply via phone call. im only comfortable with email r...

So whens that fart mod coming out?

hey galaxyeyesphotondragon, what *the* *hell* does your username mean?

oh come on someone release this mod already >: this threads been going for over a million years. im so bored over here >:

har har! gotcha! you're too easy, para
me and my obese and gay SJW friends are laughing at you right now!

im pretty much at a point where i see damn near every major thing going on in the news as orchestrated. there are some jewish people in power in europe (uhh the only one i can remember right now is Barbara Spector in sweden) who openly talks about wanting to wipe out the white race. besides isn't al...

well now you're just overselling it, you shouldnt have done that. now the audience will *expect* many snips and snaps to be had in the game. so you better goddamn deliver >:[

face the truth. in older age, Keen has gone downhill and is a drunken wreck and around the age of 40 he ODs under a bridge at night while also trying to slit his wrists, with no one around to love him. that's what happens, end of story. face it.

Then don't play it. :p yeah and then nothing gets fixed. thats always a cop-out statement. but its just my opinion of the mod ofcourse. maybe people like raking up 60 lives in a minute, who knows. Frankly, does anyone actually run out of lives at all? Are 1UPs worth ANYTHING in Keen? What with save...

ok seriously, what *the hell* is the deal with the blimp level?? theres 1 ups all over the place. i dont get it :/ it basically just ruins the game for me.

Who is this mystery woman of which you speak? ;) but wasnt there another chick on these boards and she got kicked off a while back? she gave a lot of crap to me :/ Bern, this has nothing to do with your future. I think I speak for all use no-hoper, dateless wonders when I say we demand you spend yo...

CKeen wrote:I heard you were going to make the sequel on a different engine?

haha no. where did you get that? i never seriously planned to make the third one of this trilogy.

nnnnope

but thats weird, i never had a problem with touching the cockroaches. strange. plus also i dont think theres any sprite collision with the roaches so it must be keen that somehow causes it to happen. very weird.

but yeah i always had memory problems with the Wreck City level.

haha. so the one girl on the boards, who all the guys drool over, is going to whack me? ooo baby ;) thats supposed to motivate me to do anything else how? but really its just im working on other creative projects in my life right now. doing some stuff that might actually get me a job or god knows wh...

well im just some guy punching away on his old computer, what do you want from me? hehe. yeah there'll always be bugs i fear.