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by keenmaster486
Sat Dec 07, 2019 18:03
Forum: Unofficial Keen Games
Topic: Need art help for big Keen easter egg/tribute
Replies: 277
Views: 166097

Re: Need art help for big Keen easter egg/tribute

This is crazy. Is this something that could be made into a standalone game instead of just an easter egg?
by keenmaster486
Fri Nov 22, 2019 14:11
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1253
Views: 482868

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

nanomekia wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2019 22:48 I wish moving TVs about wasn't so physically exhausting.
Granted. This is because your TV has shrunk to the size of a quarter.

I wish for a tree.
by keenmaster486
Sun Nov 17, 2019 20:07
Forum: Release Forum
Topic: Atroxian Realm (Version 1.2 Released)
Replies: 244
Views: 228649

Re: Atroxian Realm (Version 1.2 Released)

@K1n9_Duk3, I'd like to bring to your attention that AR 1.2 now fails to load without a "low on memory" error on real DOS. I've tried with JEMMEX too, which gives me the largest free amounts of conventional, upper, XMS, EMS, etc. Well, I think I found a solution for that. --- Wow, holy cr...
by keenmaster486
Sat Nov 09, 2019 15:04
Forum: Release Forum
Topic: Atroxian Realm (Version 1.2 Released)
Replies: 244
Views: 228649

Re: Atroxian Realm (Version 1.2 Released)

@K1n9_Duk3, I'd like to bring to your attention that AR 1.2 now fails to load without a "low on memory" error on real DOS. I've tried with JEMMEX too, which gives me the largest free amounts of conventional, upper, XMS, EMS, etc.
by keenmaster486
Wed Oct 23, 2019 16:06
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!
Replies: 2369
Views: 991723

Re: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!

Roobar wrote: Wed Oct 23, 2019 14:59 Image
I guess it's time for a fan-made NES port.
by keenmaster486
Fri Sep 27, 2019 15:53
Forum: Unofficial Keen Games
Topic: Improving Netkeen
Replies: 1
Views: 6236

Improving Netkeen

Hey guys, Does anyone know where to find the Netkeen source code? There's a nagging problem with it that has been bugging me for years. It does not allow you to set the Gravis Gamepad buttons - if you attempt to set them, it pays no attention to your settings and simply keeps whatever default values...
by keenmaster486
Sat Sep 21, 2019 3:39
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!
Replies: 2369
Views: 991723

Re: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!

I could see this being an extended feature of DOSBox sometime in the future.
by keenmaster486
Fri Sep 20, 2019 15:04
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!
Replies: 2369
Views: 991723

Re: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!

On real hardware, the border color only shows up if you are using a monitor that can be adjusted to show it.

Once in a while you will find a laptop that shows the border color when you run Keen natively. I have only seen one such machine.
by keenmaster486
Wed Sep 04, 2019 22:48
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: The Keen Generator
Replies: 17
Views: 21251

Re: The Keen Generator

LOL.
Image
by keenmaster486
Sun Aug 04, 2019 17:16
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!
Replies: 2369
Views: 991723

Re: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!

Happy birthday to you,
but, my friend, your handwriting is atrocious.

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by keenmaster486
Wed Jul 31, 2019 22:08
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!
Replies: 2369
Views: 991723

Re: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!

That looks like EGA colors mapped to VGA display mode.
by keenmaster486
Thu Jun 13, 2019 17:09
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!
Replies: 2369
Views: 991723

Re: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!

Please enlighten me so I do not have to watch the whole thing
by keenmaster486
Wed Jun 12, 2019 23:36
Forum: Official Keen Games
Topic: Commander Keen Mobile Reboot
Replies: 106
Views: 94065

Re: Commander Keen Mobile Reboot

"half a hot dog" my arse. Clearly a dick reference; not appropriate for a kids game. This isn't a game, it's just a cartoon drawn with a wonky, incorrect art style, with something resembling a "game" tacked onto it. Seriously, this is something an 8-year-old would come up with if...
by keenmaster486
Tue May 28, 2019 12:50
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!
Replies: 2369
Views: 991723

Re: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!

The “Minecraft enchanting table” is making the rounds on the Internet.

It’s just the SGA.
by keenmaster486
Wed May 08, 2019 15:33
Forum: Release Forum
Topic: Atroxian Realm (Version 1.2 Released)
Replies: 244
Views: 228649

Re: Atroxian Realm (Version 1.1 Released)

I play a lot on real hardware, and I haven't had issues with the conveyor belts on anything from 286 to Pentium III. DOSBox will be about the speed of a 386 on cycles=3000, and maybe a fast Pentium/MMX or Pentium II on cycles=max on an average modern PC. Edit: actually, I'm not sure if I've tried it...