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by ComissionerDeWitt
Wed May 10, 2017 20:00
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1253
Views: 471480

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Granted. You get something. I wish my hand wasn't swollen. (It went well, no issues apparently. I'm just extremely right-handed and of course that's the wrist that needed surgery!) Granted. Now its skeletally thin. I wish I could come back to life so I can get revenge on that evil psychopath versio...
by ComissionerDeWitt
Wed May 10, 2017 19:55
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!
Replies: 2369
Views: 972378

Re: OFF TOPIC THREAD: Where derailing the thread is impossible!

nanomekia wrote: Wed May 10, 2017 19:53 Image

Observe. Splint.

Have obviously had my surgery - now am stuck in this for two weeks, then a cast for a month. I want my hand back! */whinge*

:O Dang! :eek
by ComissionerDeWitt
Wed May 10, 2017 18:57
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1253
Views: 471480

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

keenmaster486 wrote: Wed May 10, 2017 18:37 Granted. All your wishes are now cheese related.

I wish for a flamethrower.
Granted. You can't turn it off.

I wish for nothing
by ComissionerDeWitt
Wed May 10, 2017 18:26
Forum: Release Forum
Topic: InsaLevs - collective Keen1 minimalism level pack
Replies: 44
Views: 32510

Re: InsaLevs - collective Keen1 minimalism level pack

KeenRush wrote: Wed May 10, 2017 18:03 Seemingly link didn't go out of this site because I forgot http. Fixed now.

By the way, don't quote whole posts unless there's some specific reason for that. It just looks annoying.
Okay, thanks
by ComissionerDeWitt
Wed May 10, 2017 17:46
Forum: Release Forum
Topic: InsaLevs - collective Keen1 minimalism level pack
Replies: 44
Views: 32510

Re: InsaLevs - collective Keen1 minimalism level pack

No route found error for the link....
by ComissionerDeWitt
Wed May 10, 2017 17:02
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1253
Views: 471480

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Keening_Product wrote: Wed May 10, 2017 12:29 Granted. Instagram now shows oldest posts first.

I wish a spectre would haunt Europe.
Granted. It drives them crazy and they declare war on Australia because reasons.

I wish I knew how to make a wish that wasn't Vorticon-related....
by ComissionerDeWitt
Wed May 10, 2017 1:44
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1253
Views: 471480

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

keenmaster486 wrote: Wed May 10, 2017 1:33 Granted. He turns out to be a closet psychopath and kills you.

I wish I could dance like Psy.
(Barker being a secret psycho would actually make a pretty interesting horror mod XD) Granted, now you never stop dancing.


I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish
by ComissionerDeWitt
Wed May 10, 2017 1:25
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1253
Views: 471480

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

nanomekia wrote: Tue May 09, 2017 23:27 Granted. You work so hard at doing so that you croak.

I wish typing one handed wasn't so difficult. (Hush - it's not what you think - had my surgery. :P)
(How was it? :D) Granted, now you can only do things with one hand

I wish I could live with Lt. Barker
by ComissionerDeWitt
Tue May 09, 2017 3:07
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1253
Views: 471480

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

nanomekia wrote: Tue May 09, 2017 3:03 Much thank, guys. :D

Granted. It's flattened by a Vortornado.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.
Granted. Now you never get hungry ever ever ever again (although that's probably a good thing....)

I wish thay creepy version of Lt. Barker from that nightmare wouldn't haunt my dreams anymore....
by ComissionerDeWitt
Tue May 09, 2017 0:38
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1253
Views: 471480

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

keenmaster486 wrote: Mon May 08, 2017 23:53 Good luck mate! You'll do great!

Granted. It's at god-ugly late at night instead.

I wish I knew a dozen languages.
(I wish you good luck too, nano :) )

Granted, now you can't speak English anymore and can only speak in those dozen languages.


I wish I had a second home on Vorticon VI
by ComissionerDeWitt
Mon May 08, 2017 12:54
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Corrupt A Wish game
Replies: 1253
Views: 471480

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Granted. It's a petrol car which eats though fuel and contributes to global warming. Your home and car are destroyed decades later in an unexpected and unprecedented weather event. I wish we weren't garging up the planet. Granted. Now Earth is so perfect that nobody ever wants to leave and we never...
by ComissionerDeWitt
Sun May 07, 2017 1:35
Forum: Other Keen Stuff
Topic: What if Keen had voices.....
Replies: 30
Views: 15680

Re: What if Keen had voices.....

Not a problem at all good sir :3 There's nothing wrong with that ^^ Lt. Barker might have to sound a little bit deeper and a little more mature tho... That one might be a bit tricksy (what you hear in those clips is very close to how I actually sound - I just put a bit more inflection on it and spo...
by ComissionerDeWitt
Sun May 07, 2017 0:11
Forum: Other Keen Stuff
Topic: What if Keen had voices.....
Replies: 30
Views: 15680

Re: What if Keen had voices.....

nanomekia wrote: Sat May 06, 2017 23:03 Thank ye kindly!

Well, I do rather sound about eighteen years younger than I am, but apart from that... :lol
Not a problem at all good sir :3

There's nothing wrong with that ^^ Lt. Barker might have to sound a little bit deeper and a little more mature tho...
by ComissionerDeWitt
Sat May 06, 2017 21:08
Forum: Other Keen Stuff
Topic: What if Keen had voices.....
Replies: 30
Views: 15680

Re: What if Keen had voices.....

And...voila! Don't laugh at m--no, actually, on second thought, laugh it up, this IS a kind of silly voice I did. :P http://www.carpedementem.org/Umegaki/keen1.mp3 http://www.carpedementem.org/Umegaki/keen2.mp3 Do note I'm only leaving these uploaded till next weekend, so grab em fast if you want e...
by ComissionerDeWitt
Sat May 06, 2017 19:02
Forum: Other Keen Stuff
Topic: Doom of Mars: Snuggly Zombies?
Replies: 4
Views: 4388

Re: Doom of Mars: Snuggly Zombies?

nanomekia wrote: Sat May 06, 2017 15:21 I frankly don't see why that has any bearing on anything Roobar, as that's exactly the sort of thing I'd notice and I'm nearly thirty years old.
Thank you!