Public Commander Keen Forum

Granted. You get nothing.

I wish for something.

Legacyware generally trips modern anti-viruses, mostly with false positives. I remember getting a perfectly empty floppy disk from our batch of floppies that have never been outside our house except at purchase, popping it into our Win98 machine, and learning that they somehow had Empire.MonkeyB on ...

Mortimer McMire invents the mind belt. No good can come from this.

I wish for a neural stunner.

Internet forum: You have two cows. Someone posts saying that someone else already had two cows, but doesn't say where. Three days later, you have two cows again, and nobody notices.

Granted; you are given a small white fruit, not entirely unlike a grape. It is the sweetest, most delicious thing you have ever tasted. It is not very filling at all, and you are left craving more. You look up expectantly, but a voice in the back of your mind whispers "you need to work harder t...

After struggling for a few moments, the Djinn simply causes you to disappear in a puff of logic.

I wish for sprite.

Pokota: You have two cows. One of them is a major tomboy, and the other is an extreme girly-girl. When either of them answers "Yes" to their name being called, they merge into being one tomboyish cow. America: You have two cows. You expect them to produce more cattle exactly this way, with...

I have discovered this thread, and it is good. --- On working on the sabbath: I do not actively perform labors of wage-earning on Sunday. I still have to do housework, because if the housework is not done every day of the week, the house grinds to a halt as we scrounge for semi-clean towels and pape...

Has anyone tried stunning Mortimer in mid-air?


He just floats there, menacingly.