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Merry Christmas everybody!

Happy late birthday!! ^w^

Granted. Now puns don't exist and comedy is never the same


I wish multiplayer in old games like NetKeen weren't so flipping complicated

Oh dang..... ;-;

Granted. You are now unable to read

I wish I had awesome psychokinetic powers

Agreed, best to keep them as a history, a display of how the community grew and developed its talents over time than to redo the past. Maybe in some future time we'll do another TUIT. (In 3D using procedural generation for the PS4 or something no doubt.) Let's not forget about VOICEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

nanomekia wrote: ↑Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:08 Or a really weird Keen mod.

I'd play any kind of Keen mod, seeing as how the only time when new mods are Meade is usually March 14th.....

It is objectively true, though, that traditional platformer controls just won't fly on a mobile device. Touch screen joysticks (and D-pads too!) are notoriously bad. As a developer, if you want your game to handle well with polish, your options for a 2D platformer are pretty much restricted to: 1) ...

Like Levellass, I'm modding for my own good. There's something in it I can't get from any other activity. I could write a new Keen game or engine, but I don't care about that. I don't care to mod anything else than Keen. And I don't care about the ordinary masses. Why would I? I can imagine few thin...

I like this idea! I don't really have much of an input on what kind of engine you should use, because I'm not really tech-savvy enough :crazy But I kinda think you should go with the Unity option Also, I sorta think Barker and Lindsey's special powers should be swapped. The high jump fits Barker mor...

keenmaster486 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 09, 2017 20:43 Granted. You wish for incarceration and you spend the rest of your life in a very comfortable prison cell.

I wish for coffee.

Granted. It is Ultra-Omega level hot.


I wish for a Bloog who thought he was Captain Underpants

keenmaster486 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 03, 2017 19:26 Granted. It's the only pleasant and happy day of the entire year.

I wish for love. ( )

Granted. Now Bloogs chase after you with a heart in their eye.

I wish actual discussions about Keen would happen in the Discord

Granted. You keep trying too hard Sadly, I really am trying too hard. Up to nineteen because I can't quit grinding this goshdurned event. :P Granted. You bought more than two. You are now thoroughly broke. I wish I had a never-ending Pepsi supply. Granted. Now it's the only soda you can ever have I...

nanomekia wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2017 22:07 You assume I don't?

Granted. The flux capacitor blows and you can't get a replacement.

I wish a silent air conditioner was a thing.

Granted. You have to buy it/upgrade to it first

I wish the Vorticon Elites would accept me

Crossover! Yay! GoKeen, a very formidable super human warrior, will have to use his skills in the Martial Arts, his Ki, and his fantastic inventions to fight off Mortigeta, a poweful super human just like him, and his army of Super Vorticons bent on destroying the Earth He will not be alone though.....