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We'll be alright, it'll just be hell till we are.

This is as far as I've got on the font bitmap - oh bugger I don't think it's all going to fit...

Le wee setback. My dad's got pneumonia, my mum's in an autoimmune flare, I have a few various infections but am the least ill person in the household so I'm basically doing everything around the house in general. Plus I keep staring at the font bitmap like "wat r u doin", which is probably...

What would this mod be about? A shift lock ends up falling in love with a typewriter ribbon or something? Keen is exhausted from doing so much homework! He falls asleep on a history book and has a dream that he has been shrunk down to the size of one letter on a typewriter's keyboard. The evil Shif...

I think you meant 'MURICA, 'lass.

Granted. They melt in the sun after the rain stops and everything is covered in layers of sticky, sugary goo.

I wish I wasn't ill.

Heh, thanks. I'm not half bad at flash writing when under the influence of pseudoephedrine.

Granted. They then hate you when they realize the pot of gold is actually a pot of brown gold.

I wish I could figure out somewhere to put these stickers I want to stick on things.

Can this at least become a Keen mod? I kind of want to see this too. What would this mod be about? A shift lock ends up falling in love with a typewriter ribbon or something? Keen is exhausted from doing so much homework! He falls asleep on a history book and has a dream that he has been shrunk dow...

Commander Spleen wrote:

"Shift Lock and the Typewriter Ribbon"

Can this at least become a Keen mod?

I kind of want to see this too.

How dare you give away my secret. Now I'll have to moobax your hooglewooper.

*ahem* Granted. You find yourself struck with such a sudden and horrible case of laryngitis you can't say anything to her.

I wish walking with bad sinuses didn't make my ears feel like exploding.

Keening_Product wrote:

Levellass wrote:People still use joysticks?

What are you; some kind of killjoy?

Killjoystick.

Levellass wrote:What's lacking isn't good subject material, it's actual effort.

That is very true, and I'd actually watch a couple of those.

That's actually not too far off to how I usually feel - are you spying on me 'lass?

Ahem. Granted. You break all your teeth trying to eat it.

I wish my hip didn't ache in a manner making me feel like an old person.

I think he's saying an enemy stuns Keen in a "cutscene", such as it is, but never actually does it in gameplay proper? And he wants to know why it's not a gameplay attack? I think?

Granted. He and his crush suck out all the world's luck. Everyone is now terribly unlucky and 99% of the population meets with terrible accidents, which throws the Earth's ecosystem into great peril. We all die. But 486 and his crush have a WONDERFUL night. I wish I was capable of not being tired af...