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What comes next? The 720/1080p remix of this? This looks very nice, gonna test it out now. EDIT: This runs super-smooth. I haven't run in to any problems, and I got about halfway through episode 1. I'll test this on an older computer to see how it runs. Any possibility of a level editor/swapper in t...

This is a load of crap. 1) For starters, Jazz Jackrabbit 3 was never released. 2) Also, these are recorded from the game directly and/or using tracker software. Anyone can make these, so why in the good god damn would anyone PAY for these? 3) While the games might be 'abandonware' this is still copy...

Paramultart wrote: Keen's legs are suffering from a severe case of LINE TOOL.

Potential solutions:
---a) Acquire diabetes
---b) Change pants

In the case of A, call Liberty Medical for all your diabetes testing supplies.

I was totally tempted to torrent this, just so I can see how god-awful this was.

Then I asked myself, "Do I want to waste the time it takes to download it? And do I want to pollute my hard drive with something so terrible?"

Also, how are your fitness goals coming along? Last time you updated your thread for that, it seemed you had made some good progress.

Am I late to the party?

Welp, to help get this thread back on topic, I did in fact go buy a copy of the fancy digital release. In glorious, hi-fidelity, stereophonic sound. It sure felt different hearing it in such clarity. I always liked Ducktales. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMU2NwaaXEA Oh wait, Huey Lewis. Oh man, D...

Levellass wrote:

_mr_m_ wrote:

Bernie wrote:aren't hewy lewis and the news fans just closeted back to the future fans?

What the hell is jiggawatt?

A unit of power equal to 4.2 terabytes per parsec.

B-B-B-But isnt a parsec a unit for measurement of distance?

VikingBoyBilly wrote:2 word review:

It sucks.

Apt, and to the point. A perfect review.

Bernie wrote:aren't hewy lewis and the news fans just closeted back to the future fans?

What the hell is jiggawatt?

It won't be as good as my vinyl copy. Just saying.

And on a very-much related note, have you seen this video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis

Because Keen GBC and Daikatana were absolutely god-awful -- that's not an opinion, it's a fact.

All copies of Daikatana and Keen GBC need to be dumped in the Marianas Trench, where they will never be seen again.

The world was sort of tribute to Crystal Caves but also like that just because I thought it was funny that way and saw no reason to make the physics realer. I KNEW IT! I was about to comment saying that the world map reminds me of Crystal Caves! I'll give a full assessment of the mod once I'm more ...

Here it is; it's about as done as I've had time to work on it.

It's in FLAC format; if anyone needs a .mp3 version, just say so.

Duke Nukem II Sonudtrack - Squeak!

http://db.tt/TRbtpYKg

It's another entry in the Scary Movie series. 'Nuff said.' If you have to be drunk or high to sit through a film, it probably isn't worth seeing.

The only films I have any plans to see in the coming months here in the US are The Great Gatsby and Iron Man 3.