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Yeah, and if you get through all of Keen Dreams without throwing anything, you'll get to be asleep forever.
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I like the alternate ending where I threw Keen GBC off a bridge.
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not bad mortimer, not bad at all
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There's an alternate ending in Keen 1 where keen dies and sees "GAME OVER" in big blue text and then a scoreboard. Don't tell.
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My favorite alternate ending is in Keen 6 when Keen finds out that Molly is really the Grand Intellect. She enslaved her brother's mind, making him think he was the Grand Intellect, just like she enslaved the Vorticons, the Shikadi, Bloogs, and the Krodacians. She is evil, Evil, EVil, EVIl, EVIL, eVIL, evIL, eviL, evil...... EVIL!!!!!
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If you complete Keen 8 on easy without cheating and completing only the necessary levels except one necessary level of your choice, Ceilick will come to your house and berate you.
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Deltamatic wrote:If you complete Keen 8 on easy without cheating and completing only the necessary levels except one necessary level of your choice, Ceilick will come to your house and berate you.
I'd like to meet Ceilick - can anyone please verify this claim?
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kuliwil wrote:
Deltamatic wrote:If you complete Keen 8 on easy without cheating and completing only the necessary levels except one necessary level of your choice, Ceilick will come to your house and berate you.
I'd like to meet Ceilick - can anyone please verify this claim?
Oh, it's most definitely true. And just a word of warning: Ceilick's berating skills are rivaled by none - He'll be there for hours, going on and on about how important the unnecessary levels are, and how only kids play on easy mode.
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Deltamatic wrote:If you complete Keen 8 on easy without cheating and completing only the necessary levels except one necessary level of your choice, Ceilick will come to your house and berate you.
Oh shoot, thats what I did!!!!! :) Just Kidding.
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I will visit and berate anyone who pays my air fare.
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MOM4Evr wrote:Yeah, I was wondering about that. I've played around with the secret level in Keen5, and I never could break that fuse unless I was in God mode. Is this true, or was I just doing something wrong to not be able to break it before?
I thought it was a bug. Sometimes it worked for me, other times it didn't.
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hahaha... darn I guess you can't come Ceilick :)
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GolfHacker wrote:
Deltamatic wrote:If you complete Keen 8 on easy without cheating and completing only the necessary levels except one necessary level of your choice, Ceilick will come to your house and berate you.
I thought it was a bug. Sometimes it worked for me, other times it didn't.
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MOM4Evr wrote:Yeah, I was wondering about that. I've played around with the secret level in Keen5, and I never could break that fuse unless I was in God mode. Is this true, or was I just doing something wrong to not be able to break it before?
It is a very difficult jump. You have to use the impossible pogo trick. I once managed to break the fuse in easy. Never tried in normal or hard though.
But, hey, wait....
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