Stupid References are stupid

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:28

journey to the west transcript wrote:Taizong approved his suggestion, and ordered Wei Zheng to stand guard at the back gates that night. Wei
Zheng received the edict, and that night he put on his best clothes, belted himself tightly, and took up his vigil
outside the Hou Zai Gate. He was a true hero. He wore
A black band of silk around his forehead,
A brocade gown loosely belted with jade.
Magic clouds glisten in front of their Heartâˆ’protecting Mirrors;
Their lion coats are tightly buckled.
Fresh are the colours of their embroidered belts.
One looks up to the sky with his phoenix eyes, and the stars tremble;
The other's eyes flash lightning and dim the moonlight.
These true heroes and distinguished ministers
Will be called gateâˆ’protectors for a thousand years
And serve as doorâˆ’gods for ten thousand ages.

GARGapplesauce · Post by **GARGapplesauce** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:39

Tacos are a keen reference because tacos and keen are awesome.

Paramultart · Post by **Paramultart** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:14

I play Commander Keen, so I'm a Keen reference.

DHeadshot · Post by **DHeadshot** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 21:29

On a 'phone keypad, the letters on 3 1 4 are def abc/space and ghi. Take the first letters and this spells DAG. Therefore the following is a Keen reference:

Bonevelous · Post by **Bonevelous** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 22:03

DHeadshot wrote:On a 'phone keypad, the letters on 3 1 4 are def abc/space and ghi. Take the first letters and this spells DAG. Therefore the following is a Keen reference:

8-bit Theater's name is a keen referance, you spoony bard.

(because keen is technically 8-bit...)

Also, Final Fantasy CCCXIV will be a Keen reference when it comes out some time three hundred generations from now.

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 15:26

On go diego go there was a red-eyed tree frog on a pogo. I can't find a pic of it tho.

Paramultart · Post by **Paramultart** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 21:21

The System of a Down song BOUNCE is a Keen reference.

DHeadshot · Post by **DHeadshot** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 1:19

StupidBunny wrote:
GARGapplesauce wrote:98596 is an epic reference, since it equals 314*314.
I can't get any calculator to give me 314^314

Two different methods, tw different answers:
1.0861992410083839158408509597068e+784
5.3564160452725049328579798535799e+1033

Grimson · Post by **Grimson** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:08

It should be the same number, only described differently due to the "multiplied with ten to the power of X" part

It's a friggin' huge number, though

mortimer · Post by **mortimer** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 15:38

LJH · Post by **LJH** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 22:22

I farted, and it sounded a bit like my butt was saying "Keen". ZOMG TIS A REFERENCE.

Paramultart · Post by **Paramultart** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 22:23

LJH wrote:I farted, and it sounded a bit like my butt was saying "Keen". ZOMG TIS A REFERENCE.

I WANT TO SMELL THE KEEN REFERENCE!

Dynamo · Post by **Dynamo** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 23:29

LJH wrote:I farted, and it sounded a bit like my butt was saying "Keen". ZOMG TIS A REFERENCE.

Worst post of the year. It is so incredibly retarded it is somewhat funny.

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 0:02

CKeen wrote:
LJH wrote:I farted, and it sounded a bit like my butt was saying "Keen". ZOMG TIS A REFERENCE.
Worst post of the year. It is so incredibly retarded it is somewhat funny.

Dopefish's burp sounds like a fart underwater.

Grimson · Post by **Grimson** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:24

CKeen wrote:
LJH wrote:I farted, and it sounded a bit like my butt was saying "Keen". ZOMG TIS A REFERENCE.
Worst post of the year. It is so incredibly retarded it is somewhat funny.

If it's funny, it cannot be the worst post. Besides, there could still be worse posts ahead this year.