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Paramultart wrote:Let's do a community deluxe edition of Keen 4.
welp. That deluxe edition didn't happened.

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wiivn wrote:
Paramultart wrote:Let's do a community deluxe edition of Keen 4.
welp. That deluxe edition didn't happened.
didn't happened yet!
here I am! what to do?


EDIT: started the discussion over here as well: https://pckf.rigeltechnical.com/viewtopic.php?t=303 ... s&start=16
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Princess Lindsey being cooked IRL:

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Keening_Product wrote:I'm pretty sure there is a thread about this somewhere. Or maybe it was raised in this thread a long time ago. Very few people interpret the pit graphic as intended.
I saw it as a pit, but now I can't unsee the giant sideways beehive.
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Guess who made a super quick cameo at Bethseda's E3
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Bethesda will not reboot keen and will instead probably make keen easter eggs and references until the end of time, which I am ok with.
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These cameos and references are all actually part of a "Legend of Keen" story. : |
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Keening_Product wrote:These cameos and references are all actually part of a "Legend of Keen" story. : |
...wait, what?
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Keen, stuck in another dimension, is trying to communicate with his fans in order to create a link to this world and bring himself back. His strongest connection was in the very early 1990s, when he managed to appear as a playable character in a very popular DOS computer game. His ability to connect cohesively with us had lessened significantly come mid-2001's GBC game, and with his wrist computer's battery degrading (Paddle War has been his only entertainment for two-and-a-half decades) he is reduced to just attaching his helmet to a skeleton in Doom and inserting his name into an E3 graphic.
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And slowly, slowly the fungal spores take over his mind.
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That is when you realize, Mortimer has won from the very beginning.
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Then you realise: Keen is one of those damned Clickers, maybe worse.
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NO KEEN, YOU ARE THE DEMONS
(and then, keen was a zombie)
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ScarletFlame wrote:NO KEEN, YOU ARE THE DEMONS
(and then, keen was a zombie)
I got it :D
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No, Keen, I expect you to die :mortlol
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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