Cobalt is wrong. This is the REAL ultimate team.
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Cobalt is wrong. This is the REAL ultimate team.
Some of you may know that, last thursday, July 18, Earthbound had it's first international release on wii u's virtual console.
I'll cut the segueway and get to the point. Ness and Keen are the two best kid heroes of video game history, and they compliment each other perfectly. Not only in their skills and abilities, but the tone and styles are so similar you can believe they take place in the same world.
So Ness, unlike Keen, has only saved his home planet, not the entire universe itself and other galaxies and planets multiple times. Keen can give him this opportunity by letting him hop aboard the BWB. They'll take the battle to Giygas's home planet (who is actually ruled by... guess who ) and mercilessly blow them up with a PSI ROCKIN omega blast with no provocation!
And Keen will get sucked into a time traveling battle with Pokey Minch while Ness is freeing the starmen from the Grand Intellect.
Well?
This is what Keen will look like when he goes to the past:
I'll cut the segueway and get to the point. Ness and Keen are the two best kid heroes of video game history, and they compliment each other perfectly. Not only in their skills and abilities, but the tone and styles are so similar you can believe they take place in the same world.
So Ness, unlike Keen, has only saved his home planet, not the entire universe itself and other galaxies and planets multiple times. Keen can give him this opportunity by letting him hop aboard the BWB. They'll take the battle to Giygas's home planet (who is actually ruled by... guess who ) and mercilessly blow them up with a PSI ROCKIN omega blast with no provocation!
And Keen will get sucked into a time traveling battle with Pokey Minch while Ness is freeing the starmen from the Grand Intellect.
Well?
This is what Keen will look like when he goes to the past:
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But what would Ness do against indestructible enemies?
Also, what with the recent trend for 'darker and edgier' http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... rAndEdgier in video games (C'mon, we had evil crash bandicoot! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKicmmLebrw ) I imagine that Keen would be a valuable 'tie-breaker' should an evil counterpart of Ness arise. This hypothetical villain I am herefore going to call...
DarkNess.
Also, what with the recent trend for 'darker and edgier' http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... rAndEdgier in video games (C'mon, we had evil crash bandicoot! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKicmmLebrw ) I imagine that Keen would be a valuable 'tie-breaker' should an evil counterpart of Ness arise. This hypothetical villain I am herefore going to call...
DarkNess.
Because he gives you cancer? http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2198048MoffD wrote:That's pretty epic.
So why's Cobalt an idiot?
What you really need, not what you think you ought to want.
wiivn wrote:Because he suggested the Sonic and Keen merge? (which I think is stupid).
I bet it's VBB or Para just messing. After all, VBB was on some crazy continual rave of some merge of pikachu and sonic... so then it probably dawned on him that pikachu could be replaced with keen and voila.
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Stay classy, Scarlet.
Ha, you really are a fucling legend aren't you you neocon netnanny.
By jove... You have exceptional taste in games, Scarlet!
You expect something more from VBB?Lava89 wrote:Not a bad idea....but did we really need to call Cobalt an idiot?
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Stay classy, Scarlet.
Ha, you really are a fucling legend aren't you you neocon netnanny.
By jove... You have exceptional taste in games, Scarlet!
You should have acted.
They're already here.
The Elders and Oracle told of their return.
Their defeat was merely a delay
'Til the time after the Omegamatic,
When the sons of Vortiville would spill their own blood.
But no one wanted to believe,
Believe they even existed.
And when the truth finally dawns,
It dawns in fire.
But there's one they fear;
In their tongue He is DovahKeen
Earthborn.
Fus Ro Mort!
They're already here.
The Elders and Oracle told of their return.
Their defeat was merely a delay
'Til the time after the Omegamatic,
When the sons of Vortiville would spill their own blood.
But no one wanted to believe,
Believe they even existed.
And when the truth finally dawns,
It dawns in fire.
But there's one they fear;
In their tongue He is DovahKeen
Earthborn.
Fus Ro Mort!
mortimermcmirestinks wrote: Now I wish MoffD wasn't allergic to me.
Levellass wrote:You're an evil man.
It's okay. Really. VikingBoyBilly is the best member of the board and you should play all his mods, the most superior mods keen modding has ever produced. He's also smoking hot. Just sayin'. For no reason at all.
Seriously, what's with scarlet? Doesn't he know blue is better than red?
Seriously, what's with scarlet? Doesn't he know blue is better than red?
I'm the cool blue keener.
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I think it's best that you don't even bother to reply to such stuff.StupidBunny wrote:A question for the ages.Cobalt wrote:Seriously, what's with scarlet?
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Stay classy, Scarlet.
Ha, you really are a fucling legend aren't you you neocon netnanny.
By jove... You have exceptional taste in games, Scarlet!
Agreed. I think its good Cobalt is taking it in stride \ good humor and VBB could've been kidding. But we can't let that become something that's considered ok.StupidBunny wrote:In any event, I think starting a thread title with "Cobalt is an idiot" was uncalled for.
Something like "Cobalt has it wrong!" or "Cobalt doesn't know what he's talking about!" would've been better. Because you're addressing his statements and not attacking his character.