The afterburn effect

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The afterburn effect

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This is why Keen is able to gobble down several tons of sugar and pogo around all over the universe :dead2

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Do we know he ate them though? What if he sells them on the black market?
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He could be stockpiling them to bribe kids when he runs for school captain.
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But then where does he put them all? Is he lugging it all around everywhere? Maybe he has a mini-teleporter to send point items to the BWB megarocket instantly.
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VikingBoyBilly wrote:But then where does he put them all? Is he lugging it all around everywhere? Maybe he has a mini-teleporter to send point items to the BWB megarocket instantly.
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VikingBoyBilly wrote:But then where does he put them all? Is he lugging it all around everywhere? Maybe he has a mini-teleporter to send point items to the BWB megarocket instantly.
They're Arcturian antigrav megacandies; they can be compressed down to the size of a sand grain and stuck in his pocket.
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