Coelacanth
If most people were asked what their favorite fossil is, they'll probably go with a T-rex, but I love the coelacanth. These things turned out to not be extinct after all, but one look at it's derpy face and you'll know all it's thinking is "swim, swim, hungry."
Dunkleosteus
So, you remember that big fish from Half Life? Turns out that's not an alien from the Xen dimension, but a prehistoric 30-foot predatory fish! You can just imagine these things chasing 8-year olds in the well of wishes. Unlike the coelacanth, none of them have been found living today, just 350 million year old fossils, so they really must have been too dumb to live.
Whale Shark
This is the clear winner in terms of size. These things are big enough to be whales, but they're really sharks – as in fish, not mammals. If memory serves right, Big Slammu was the dope among the street sharks, and Ripster did say sharks are always hungry...
Plecko
This is one you've probably seen not in museums or google images, but in everyday fish tanks. Do I even need to explain this thing? All it does is suck glass all day. It might not be big, but it sure is a dope.
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Here I absolutely agree with you. Humans love to breed freaks.Levellass wrote:Aah inbred mutant crippled fish.
Humans are the real Grand Intellect.
This fish got off easy. Maybe it's even better for her. They like to snap tails relatives and devour everything and everyone in the aquarium. Wiht these cheeks it will be harder for them.