Vinny's timeline
Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 18:32
On April 26th, Vinn von Vorticowsky was born. He was born smiling up at his parents. They loved him very much.
At age 1, Vinny was already attempting to walk, but he kept flopping back onto his front paws. His parents didn't know he was trying to walk, they thought it was very cute.
At age 2, Vinny finally succeeds in walking. He now moves on to trying to talk, but he only succeeds in making baby noises. His parents are surprised he's able to walk at such an early age.
At age 3, Vinny outgrows his diaper and starts wearing clothes for the first time. He finally learns to talk fully and starts reading complicated and profound books he found on his parents' shelves. His parents are surprised he learned how to talk so early. His father Vance notices his son reading his books.
At age 4, Vance takes Vinny to get an IQ test. Vinny gets every single last question right. His result....314! A day later, he officially attends elementary school.
At age 6, Vinny wonders what the other planets are like and wonders if he can go explore them some day.
At age 7, Vinny reads a superhero comic and wonders what it would like to be a hero.....later that day Vance asks his son if he wants to watch a sci-fi movie with him. Vinny agrees, and the movie inspires him to make a Megarocket!
At age 8, the crisis with The Grand Intellect happens and a mindbelt is put on him. He is too smart to fall for the belt's mindgames, but pretends to be under its influence in order to not draw any suspicions. Later that day, Commander Keen comes to his home planet and saves the day. Vinny and his parents attend the Big V award ceremony held for Keen. He really wants to go up and meet Keen, but he didn't want to risk revealing his intellect to the public, so he had to watch Keen leave. After everything that has happened, Vinny is finally inspired to become......
COMMISSIONER DEWITT! Defender of Vorticon VI and Co-Defender of the UNIVERSE!
At age 1, Vinny was already attempting to walk, but he kept flopping back onto his front paws. His parents didn't know he was trying to walk, they thought it was very cute.
At age 2, Vinny finally succeeds in walking. He now moves on to trying to talk, but he only succeeds in making baby noises. His parents are surprised he's able to walk at such an early age.
At age 3, Vinny outgrows his diaper and starts wearing clothes for the first time. He finally learns to talk fully and starts reading complicated and profound books he found on his parents' shelves. His parents are surprised he learned how to talk so early. His father Vance notices his son reading his books.
At age 4, Vance takes Vinny to get an IQ test. Vinny gets every single last question right. His result....314! A day later, he officially attends elementary school.
At age 6, Vinny wonders what the other planets are like and wonders if he can go explore them some day.
At age 7, Vinny reads a superhero comic and wonders what it would like to be a hero.....later that day Vance asks his son if he wants to watch a sci-fi movie with him. Vinny agrees, and the movie inspires him to make a Megarocket!
At age 8, the crisis with The Grand Intellect happens and a mindbelt is put on him. He is too smart to fall for the belt's mindgames, but pretends to be under its influence in order to not draw any suspicions. Later that day, Commander Keen comes to his home planet and saves the day. Vinny and his parents attend the Big V award ceremony held for Keen. He really wants to go up and meet Keen, but he didn't want to risk revealing his intellect to the public, so he had to watch Keen leave. After everything that has happened, Vinny is finally inspired to become......
COMMISSIONER DEWITT! Defender of Vorticon VI and Co-Defender of the UNIVERSE!