Valentine's Keen

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Quiet you fool! This was enough to pacify Para for another year, but if you give him ideas he could...

*Check WIE folder*



NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Oooooooooh myyyy....

Well, back on the subject on Valentine Keen (even though we were slightly on topic... just talking about the questionable stain on the wall that just screams semen)... I had just one bug I was going to report, about exiting the Witch's Cottage prematurely by hitting the top of the level, and then flying off the overhead map on a broom right afterward, but I just now read the post about somoe of the bugs having been fixed, so I'll check it out when I have the chance... Gotta admit though, I found this hilarious at first (Keen is just like "I'M OUTTA HERE, SEE YA!" as he flies across and off the map.)
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about the jizz thing... i actually wouldnt mind making a sex/porn mod. have dildos as poles, etc. the story could be keen falls asleep during sex ed class and dreams it or some garg.
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I haven't really begun playing this (apart from wondering on the world map a bit), but I can say I like what I see!

As already known here, though, there are some bugs. Here is a list of things that, unless I've missed, haven't been reported so far:

* In the keyboard "movement" and "buttons" submenus, wrong colors (from vanilla Keen 4) are used for text and background. I can't check the joystick/gamepad sections now, but I suppose there is some way to quickly check the text/background colors for these, too. (?)

* A list of typos in the help section:
- First, within the story, on page 10, there is a mention of the well recognized "football helemet".
- Now, it's not exactly a typo, but see in the "Previews" subsection of the Help what happens to the "pg 1 of 11" text?
- On to the credits, Ceilick's page: "Designer of mst"
- Bjørn Lynne's page: "His compositions inclue"
- Scarlet's: "Thourough"
- Admiral Bob's: "This makes his reccent..."

* Alright, here is a bit different one: Start a new game and then walk down on the world-map towards the fence. Now try walking diagonally in direction down+right or down+left. See how is the Keen character tilting? Note that it does not happen while the "up" direction is involved.

* Again beginning a new game, walk "up" ("inwards") on the road until you get into that house. Now, is it just me, or you may keep going "up" within the house, but not back "down"?

Well, that's it for now. Think I should actually play something!
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Bernie wrote:about the jizz thing... i actually wouldnt mind making a sex/porn mod. have dildos as poles, etc. the story could be keen falls asleep during sex ed class and dreams it or some garg.
My childhood burns just reading this. :(
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Boreas249 wrote:
Bernie wrote:about the jizz thing... i actually wouldnt mind making a sex/porn mod. have dildos as poles, etc. the story could be keen falls asleep during sex ed class and dreams it or some garg.
My childhood burns just reading this. :(
Nothing surprises me after discovering rule 34 and the bronies. The internet is fucled up.
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Grimson wrote:
Boreas249 wrote:
Bernie wrote:about the jizz thing... i actually wouldnt mind making a sex/porn mod. have dildos as poles, etc. the story could be keen falls asleep during sex ed class and dreams it or some garg.
My childhood burns just reading this. :(
Nothing surprises me after discovering rule 34 and the bronies. The internet is fucled up.
I witnessed the rule 34 brony garg firsthand and now I can't even look at a horse. :barf
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and in my porn mod on the boss level keen battles a catholic priest.
:p
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It can be a mod of Keen 6! At the end, Keen will find Molly tied up and proceed to vicioua;tkhsa;dtlkh;a

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And I had hoped Keen would survive the horrors of the rule 34... :(

Oh wait, Para.
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It's too late anyway; and besides, we now have Messie...


This is the day the Keen Community lost its innocence.

about the jizz thing... i actually wouldnt mind making a sex/porn mod. have dildos as poles, etc. the story could be keen falls asleep during sex ed class and dreams it or some garg.
A lesson on the Gargs and the Yorps... I shudder to think what you would come up with.

* In the keyboard "movement" and "buttons" submenus, wrong colors (from vanilla Keen 4) are used for text and background. I can't check the joystick/gamepad sections now, but I suppose there is some way to quickly check the text/background colors for these, too. (?)
This isn't really a bug so much as a really hard to track down side effect. Another side effect is the loading game text, but I figured that since their only effect is to offend the fashion sensibilities of a few sensitive keeners, they could stay.

* A list of typos in the help section:
THIS is why I had other people in! Why did they not spot any of this? For this Scarlet has been punished.

* Again beginning a new game, walk "up" ("inwards") on the road until you get into that house. Now, is it just me, or you may keep going "up" within the house, but not back "down"?
Yep, it's a one way trip. Pass the back door and you can't go back.

Now try walking diagonally in direction down+right or down+left. See how is the Keen character tilting? Note that it does not happen while the "up" direction is involved.
Say now, how are you at beta testing? I need someone that nitpicky.
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Bernie wrote:about the jizz thing... i actually wouldnt mind making a sex/porn mod. have dildos as poles, etc. the story could be keen falls asleep during sex ed class and dreams it or some garg.
We have a guy who specializes/relishes in these perverse things. Contact Paramultart.
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It's too late anyway
Well then... let's hope Billy's own pet Yorp is also female because... some questions arise. :yorp :moon
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I doubt Spot is an appropriate name if it were female. :stunned
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Bernie wrote:and in my porn mod on the boss level keen battles a catholic priest.
:p
Don't go around rambling about something like this, either just do it or forget about it (if such a thing is possible)
And if you decide to do it make sure to include the hidden picture in TED5
By the way, 8 year olds sleeping during sex ed classes isn't really realistic, mainly because they don't actually have sex ed classes at that age if at all
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