Corrupt A Wish game

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

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Granted. You automatically make every level that could possibly ever be made ever for every game you touch. You now have to spend days digging through them all to find levels that look remotely playable. Still easier than designing them though.

I wish I had a cow laser.

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Granted. You get a cow laser but frankly it doesn't really live up to expectations and you quickly find other things that you wish for, thus perpetuating pckf's Corrupt A Wish game.

I wish that 3.5mm line in jacks weren't something that computer manufacturers felt we could manage without nowadays.

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Granted. Now that I infinitely perpetuate this game with my wishes, I am compelled to reply to everyone else's wishes, even if I don't understand them, in which case I just turn them into cows as revenge for my lame cow laser. As the game indefinitely perpetuates, everyone eventually turns into cows except me, thus fulfilling my ambitions.
For now though I just draw lines on all your jacks to make you feel better. I'm nice like that.

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Granted. Everyone else is and you're constantly perturbed by this fact.

I wish I had a perpetual bottle of soda that is never empty and never goes flat.
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Granted. It refills itself constantly, even when you're not drinking it, and overflows when full. You're forced to spend your remaining days downing a fatal amount of soda in a futile effort to prevent your wish from drowning the world.

I wish I weren't so tired.
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Granted. Your predisposition to constant fatigue is removed but by definition this requires reverting you to early childhood for eternity, which leaves you forever yearning for the great freedoms of choice and action that adulthood brings.

I wish my local fried chicken establishment had not redone their menu to replace most of my favourite items with hipsterised garg such as chicken sandwiched in pink waffle-doughnuts or charcoal-brioche, aiming to thrill the young adults of the city but really just echoing the tired clichés of five years ago.

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Forever Billy Blaze's age? Garg yeah!

Granted. The place closes when all custom is lost to a new joint two doors up which caters to the youth.

I wish Benvolio all the best in finding a new food place they actually like.
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Granted. Benvolio is the only person in the world who can ever find a place he likes to eat at. No one else is ever satisfied with any restaurants, takeaways, or the like again. The economy collapses.

...Worse than it has been collapsing, I mean.

Wait, is that possible?

Eh.

I wish it wasn't so blinkin' cold.
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Granted. By blinking cold, it was assumed that you meant cold air is only around when you blink. Now cold air is only around when you don't blink! You try to combat this by blinking as quickly as you could, but your eyes get tired very soon. Closing your eyes doesn't keep the cold air away either.

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