Corrupt A Wish game

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

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Granted. Just granted, because god damn we need something good in our lives.

I wish I had some of that boundless energy.
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Granted, you've just signed a life time subscription for Brain Supplement Nootropics Booster for a bargain price tag, only to find out that there's a fly in the ointment. The adhesion contract forces you to use all of your boundless energy to repay your debts for the rest of your life.

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Granted. He loses access to his old account and has to make a new one.

I wish I had access to my old account.
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If it's actually you, I can grant that. Unfortunately the automated password reset email system is frequently broken and verification has to be done manually. Please email [my username] at keenmodding.org from the email account used to register your old account and I'll send you a new password. If you don't have access to that Yahoo account anymore, could you post a temporary note on your DeviantArt or Tumblr to verify that this new account is legit? I can merge your accounts and send a new password to your new email.

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Granted. The forums have been upgraded again.

Should I wish that it wasn't my first post in this thread?
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If you have decided you should, and have proceded with making that wish, then granted: all the posts in the thread were made by your numerous sockpuppets and therefore you've spent years just talking to yourself. What's worse, you get caught out for having sockpuppets but it transpires the whole forum is entirely populated by accounts run by you so there's nobody even there to ban you so you just continue to orchestrate elaborate conversations on pckf between your fake profiles forever.

If you haven't made the wish then I can't help you!

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Granted. However you can no longer remember the tunes.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

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Granted. It's easy, but they all come out looking like this:
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I wish for lamp oil, rope, bombs.
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Granted. However the lamp oil is dirty, the rope is cheap and the bombs are duds.

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Granted. It's released only on limited edition records that are extremely fragile.

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Granted. Activation using the Microsoft Store is required.

I wish for infinite and absolute power over all there was, is, and will be.
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Granted. Despite all this power, flaws in your own decision making capabilities and impulses render you just as powerless as before.

I wish that I was reading a copy of "Be Careful What You Wish For" by R.L. Stine.
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