Corrupt A Wish game

Deltamatic · Post by **Deltamatic** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 0:53

Granted. Auto insurance.

I wish I could freeze time for five minutes right now.

The Keen Commander · Post by **The Keen Commander** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:19

Granted. But since 5 minutes can't pass while time is frozen, it remains frozen perpetually...including for you.

I wish Keen 9 was done!!!

StupidBunny · Post by **StupidBunny** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:44

Granted.

I wish my computer science class would stop doing set theory and go back to fun things.

Bonevelous · Post by **Bonevelous** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:51

Granted. They start going to theme parks, thus eliminating education, and thus eliminating your school/college degree in that class, and thus eliminating your chance of ever getting your dream job.

I wish Keen was an Oompah-Loompah.

Deltamatic · Post by **Deltamatic** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:01

Granted. Mortimer is Charlie.
I wish for m4d sk1llz.

KeenEmpire · Post by **KeenEmpire** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:45

Deltamatic wrote:Granted. Mortimer is Charlie.
I wish for m4d sk1llz.

Granted, you get skills but as the name suggests, you also get so many that you go mad.

I wish the AMD guy would continue making comikz.

P.S. Scarlet, thanks for getting me obsessed!

ZidaneA · Post by **ZidaneA** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 15:05

Granted. He continues, for himself. You never get the chance to read them. (I guess comikz and comics are the same?)

I wish for ten million fireflies to light up the world as I fall asleep.

mortimermcmirestinks · Post by **mortimermcmirestinks** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 15:13

Granted.

KAFOOM!

I wish I'd not be dead.

Deltamatic · Post by **Deltamatic** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 15:42

Granted, welcome to unlife as a zombie.

I wish a strawberry avalanche crashed over me.

KeenEmpire · Post by **KeenEmpire** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 21:31

Deltamatic wrote:Granted, welcome to unlife as a zombie.

I wish a strawberry avalanche crashed over me.

Granted, the avalanche comes down so hard that you're unable to eat any of the strawberries.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse.

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 23:50

Granted. All the zombies died forever.
What? Isn't that what you meant by a zombie apocalypse?

I wish Ness and Keen could meet in a time paradox.

Deltamatic · Post by **Deltamatic** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 23:52

Granted, the time paradox destroys two-thirds of the universe. Billions of years later we lose our view of a bunch of pretty nebulas and galaxys cause we're lucky to be in the other third.

I wish for a preposition.

KeenEmpire · Post by **KeenEmpire** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 0:12

Deltamatic wrote:Granted, the time paradox destroys two-thirds of the universe. Billions of years later we lose our view of a bunch of pretty nebulas and galaxys cause we're lucky to be in the other third.

I wish for a preposition.

Granted in

I wish I could understand whether Mother 3 takes place long before or long after Earthbound.

mortimermcmirestinks · Post by **mortimermcmirestinks** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 0:25

Granted. What the heck does that mean?

I wish for COOKIES!

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:02

granted. your cookies (all two of them) are spaghetti flavored.

I wish I could see the end of the universe.