Corrupt A Wish game

KeenEmpire · Post by **KeenEmpire** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 0:39

Granted. The post was so long I'm just going to pretend he made up some random wish.

I wish the next person cannot grant this wish.

GARGapplesauce · Post by **GARGapplesauce** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 0:51

That would be me!

I wish that the pig said oink!
And the Garg said GARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Yup! I did say it.)

BlueGasMask · Post by **BlueGasMask** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 0:53

Granted. GARGapplesauce creates a time paradox and grants your ungrantable wish through BlueGasMask.

EDIT: garg, ninja'd by the man himself....

TIME PARADOX

I wish someone here could get octaninja'd.

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:22

BlueGasMask wrote:I wish someone here could get octaninja'd.

Granted.

Flyingmouse wrote:.I wish for to be removed.

Granted. It was deleted along with all the other emotikeens when the database holding them got struck with lightning and was destroyed. Of course, this results in the entire pckf getting eradicated from the internet.

I wish the next poster would get nano(nine)-ninja'd.

StupidBunny · Post by **StupidBunny** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 18:38

Granted. Nano means 10^-9, and not 9, so I am ninja'd by a post so small it's invisible. Meanwhile VBB learns that nona is much more appropriate as a prefix for the word he was trying to invent.

I wish that absolutely nothing in the condition of the universe or anything within or without it would be affected by this wish.

BlueGasMask · Post by **BlueGasMask** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:11

granted. but thanks to m theory, another universe smashes into this one, bringing with it conditions that allow your wish to be corrupted.

I wish Steven Hawking's condition could get better.

GARGapplesauce · Post by **GARGapplesauce** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:13

granted. He becomes even smarter due to having no disabilities and kills people who didn't like him. and people who did like him.

I wish that the giant toaster of Chungella IV actually existed.

StupidBunny · Post by **StupidBunny** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:49

Granted. VBB makes endless YTP jokes about toastuhs toasting toast. I and anybody else who gets the joke enthusiastically join in, much to everyone else's chagrin.

I wish my hard drive didn't destroy itself and I didn't have to order a new one. >:

Bonevelous · Post by **Bonevelous** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:35

Granted. Your hard drive is from a previous user who filled it to the max with junk.

I wish I earned a penny for every step I took.

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:57

Granted. Now you're a parapheligec.

I wish I earned a penny every time I blinked.

Genius314 · Post by **Genius314** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 18:05

Granted. You're now in a coma and one cent richer.

I wish I got a dollar every time someone posted in this thread.

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Thu Dec 09, 2010 18:39

granted. lock.

edit: created a new thread with the same title and dumped all the posts from the deleted thread in. Im ninja like that.

I wish GARGapplesauce's user name was changed to GARGspaghettisauce and KEENapplesauce's user name was changed to KEENVolvicRevive

GARGapplesauce · Post by **GARGapplesauce** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:31

Granted. Hi, I'm the random guy who decided to come steal the now-available user name and get the other ones kicked off. Congrats.

I wish that Sam I Am would eat green eggs and ham.

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:03

granted. the other guy doesnt get any and still thinks he hates the stuff.

I wish yertle's tower didn't fall.

GARGapplesauce · Post by **GARGapplesauce** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:33

Granted. The other turtles get bored and leave. Yertle just sits there like, "what the garg?!?"

I wish that my pet dopefish Paco was real.