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Post by Commander Spleen »

Granted.

I wish this wasn't the top of the page.

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Commander Spleen wrote:Granted.

I wish this wasn't the top of the page.
Granted. You are banned and all your posts are deleted!



I wish it would snow.

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Keeper wrote:
Commander Spleen wrote:Granted.

I wish this wasn't the top of the page.
Granted. You are banned and all your posts are deleted!



I wish it would snow.
Granted. Welcome to the next Ice Age!
I wish I had a drinks machine next to my computer so I wouldn't have to get up...
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Post by GARGapplesauce »

Granted, you keep alcohol in the machine, get drunk, go on a rampage, self destruct the PCKF, then kill the internet. You then spend the rest of your life looking for answers to your problem but to no avail. Plus, you still have to get up to pee.

Of course, it might not work out THAT badly for you.
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I wish that I had a better computer. (easy one, I want creativity people)
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Post by _mr_m_ »

GARGapplesauce wrote:
I wish that I had a better computer. (easy one, I want creativity people)
Granted. This computer has Windows Vista, and you can't put any other OS on it.


I wish I could've thought of a better corruption to GARGApplesauce's wish.
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Post by VikingBoyBilly »

granted. it happens to you, too.

i wish food.
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Post by Paramultart »

VikingBoyBilly wrote:granted. it happens to you, too.

i wish food.
You are granted three consecutive food.

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I wish I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart. (Only cute and friendly ones)
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You are flying with cute and friendly dragons over the wild deserts of Niger. Your dragons are shot down and killed by Tuareg fighters and you are eaten by Nigerien spider demons.

I wish for some more control of how I respond to my emotions.
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Post by GARGapplesauce »

Granted. I am, however, lazy, and have decided that the easiest way to go about this is to remove your motions entirely.

I wish for... uh... three more wishes? Don't kill me.
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Granted. Your wishes have been preassigned and all involve being whisked away to Niger where you are killed by Tuareg fighters. (But I don't kill you!)

I wish for winning
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Post by GARGapplesauce »

Granted. CBS fires you too.

I wish for toast that hasn't been tampered with in any way, and will not harm me, nor will the person/being/object who delivers it to me. (No, seriously, I'm hungry)
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GARGapplesauce wrote: I wish for toast that hasn't been tampered with in any way, and will not harm me, nor will the person/being/object who delivers it to me. (No, seriously, I'm hungry)
Granted. The toast is delivered behind impenetrable glass, and you are tantalized by it forever.

I wish "Kings" didn't have such a retarded storyline.
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Post by VikingBoyBilly »

Granted. The storyline is even more retarted.

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VikingBoyBilly wrote:.sdrawkcab kaeps dluoc I hsiw I
...sdrawrof kaeps regnol on nac uoy - detnarG

I wish I could think of a better wish...
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