Corrupt A Wish game

GARGapplesauce · Post by **GARGapplesauce** » Wed Dec 21, 2011 21:12

Granted- but nobody ever bothers to grant it.

I wish that I could legally create a new country where I could be free from idiots such as those that plague my school and community.

StupidBunny · Post by **StupidBunny** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 4:04

Granted. You go and found it on the Moon, where there are no idiots and no people at all to tell you otherwise.

I wish I could control the growth of my facial hair at will.

kuliwil · Post by **kuliwil** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 16:05

StupidBunny wrote:I wish I could control the growth of my facial hair at will.

Granted. You can only control its growth in my direction.

I wish that I was a renowned artist.

guynietoren · Post by **guynietoren** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 19:02

kuliwil wrote:I wish that I was a renowned artist.

Granted. Your art is so brilliant that it's known to be addictive and to cause blindness when looked at too long.

I wish for the end of child abuse and neglect.

Commander Spleen · Post by **Commander Spleen** » Thu Dec 22, 2011 22:36

Granted. Every human is sterile. Child abuse ends around 15 years later. Neglect ends sooner.

I wish I was a renowned game developer. (inb4 granted COD lololol)

mortimermcmirestinks · Post by **mortimermcmirestinks** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 5:35

Granted. Everybody hated your games and you get lynched.

I wish I had an attention span longer than 36.8 seconds so I could focus on my job and not starve.

Paramultart · Post by **Paramultart** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 16:32

Commander Spleen wrote:Granted. Every human is sterile. Child abuse ends around 15 years later. Neglect ends sooner.

I wish I was a renowned game developer. (inb4 granted COD lololol)

Granted. You make amazing games, and this sh*tty generation of kids doesn't appreciate it.

I wish I could fly and never crash or get hit by planes or suffocate or get hit by lightening or fucled by a bird.

GARGapplesauce · Post by **GARGapplesauce** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 18:11

Paramultart wrote: this sh*tty generation of kids

Paramultart wrote: I wish I could fly and never crash or get hit by planes or suffocate or get hit by lightening or fucled by a bird.

Granted, but you can never land and slowly starve to death since you cant manage to catch anything. If hunger doesn't get you, exhaustion will.

Commander Spleen · Post by **Commander Spleen** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 22:54

INVISIBLE GRANTED
INVISIBLE WISH

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Fri Dec 23, 2011 23:26

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GARGapplesauce · Post by **GARGapplesauce** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 0:56

Er... sorry. Hopping back into it then.

Ill grant your invisible wish by visibly typing this... but nobody wanted this post so that's corruption I suppose...

Uhm. I wish for invisible fish.

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:57

Granted. The dopefish in the well of wishes are all invisible. Have fun beating that level.

I wish Mortimer McMire's IQ was 313.

GARGapplesauce · Post by **GARGapplesauce** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:23

Granted. Without the additional two IQ points he is unable to defend himself properly against Commander Keen, can no longer outwit him, is killed in a battle, and Commander Keen is convicted of first degree murder and is fed to a dopefish.

I wish that I wasn't so bad at drawing backgrounds.

Gridlock · Post by **Gridlock** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 5:08

Granted. I'd force you to do all the unfinished backgrounds in Atroxian Realm.

I wish a certain Keen 8 levelpack could be released soon.

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Sat Dec 24, 2011 19:03

Granted. It could be released, but Mink chooses to keep it on his hard drive.

I wish the keens 1-6 and dreams source code was released.