Corrupt A Wish game

Benvolio · Post by **Benvolio** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 15:03

Granted. The teleporter in the ice sends you to the dark side of mars. You asphyxiate in the meagre atmosphere.

I wish I was reading "Be Careful What You Wish For" by R.L. Stine.

mortimermcmirestinks · Post by **mortimermcmirestinks** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 18:34

Granted. You can never stop reading.

I wish I was incapable of needless procrastination.

nanomekia · Post by **nanomekia** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 18:39

Granted. You now have such an appreciation for getting work done that you forego things such as sleep, food and bathroom breaks.

I wish I could travel the world.

keenmaster486 · Post by **keenmaster486** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 21:09

Granted. You travel to Iraq and are captured and beheaded by ISIS.

I wish I hadn't spilled hot coffee on my pants.

mortimermcmirestinks · Post by **mortimermcmirestinks** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 0:45

Granted. The coffee, instead of spilling into your pants, floats out of the cup and forms into a magnificent eldritch monster, causing madness and the downfall of humanity.

I wish I could finish this thing I'm supposed to do.

nanomekia · Post by **nanomekia** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 0:47

Granted. It's the only thing you ever finish for the rest of your life.

I wish I could remember what old game soundtrack I'm thinking of.

Benvolio · Post by **Benvolio** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 19:09

Granted. You think of the music from Keen1 and experience an eternity of silence.

I wish my bike hadn't gone over a stray brick on Friday and thrown me onto the street.

mortimermcmirestinks · Post by **mortimermcmirestinks** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 2:44

Granted. It was the exact same situation except it was a stray cat instead of a stray brick.

I wish is a dream your heart makes.

keenmaster486 · Post by **keenmaster486** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:59

I wish is a dream your heart makes.

OW.

Since that wasn't a wish, the universal wish granter garbles it up and thinks you said this:

"I wish I dream of heart cakes"

Granted. You dream about little heart-shaped cakes. When you wake up you spend several minutes trying to figure out what it meant, you miss your bus and are fired from your job.

I wish all my homework was done so I could go to bed.

nanomekia · Post by **nanomekia** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 14:43

Granted. You are struck by such a terrible case of insomnia you'd rather be doing that homework all over again.

I wish my hands weren't cold.

MoffD · Post by **MoffD** » Tue Sep 27, 2016 15:18

nanomekia wrote:Granted. You are struck by such a terrible case of insomnia you'd rather be doing that homework all over again.

I wish my hands weren't cold.

Granted. Your hands eternally burn, setting everything you know and love on fire. Later the atmosphere ignites.

I wish I hadn't decided to take over the world with technology

mortimermcmirestinks · Post by **mortimermcmirestinks** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:20

nanomekia wrote:I wish I hadn't decided to take over the world with technology

Granted. You decide to take it over with radishes instead. You succeed, but everyone who's allergic to radishes dies, and that includes the love of your life.

I wish was always on time.

Post by **Keening_Product** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 17:26

How could someone love a person who cannot eat radishes?

I wish was always on time.

Granted, I will bring time to an end so you will always be on schedule.

I wish I actually could control time.

nanomekia · Post by **nanomekia** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 19:18

Granted. Time recognizes you as its master and bends to your will. As a result, you are the only person to ever experience the effects of time again. You have effectively made everyone else immortal while you continue to age and eventually die.

I wish I had more money.

Benvolio · Post by **Benvolio** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 19:34

Granted. You receive a billion US dollars in the form of Uzbek one-tiyin coins and they are physically deposited on top of you, with unfavourable consequences.

I wish it was the weekend.