Corrupt A Wish game
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Granted. Time shifts around so "right now" is 1066, when England as we know it today is brand new. You end up there and get killed by a drunk Saxon.
I wish for unlimited power.
I wish for unlimited power.
...says the most charming guy in the room.
I'm back... kind of? Not really.
You can also find me here.
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You can also find me here.
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Granted. The power comes with enlightenment, and you realise you muddled up England and New England in your last post. You become so uncertain about everything you think you know you are crippled by anxiety and self doubt and never take advantage of your power.
I wish I had unlimited energy.
I wish I had unlimited energy.
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
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Granted. You now have no ears.
I wish people had gotten the New England/"new" England joke I made.
I wish people had gotten the New England/"new" England joke I made.
...says the most charming guy in the room.
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You can also find me here.
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Granted. It turns out to be tuberculosis and you die, subsequently infecting a good proportion of the rest of the population and causing a worldwide plague/apocalypse. The only survivors are Vladimir Putin and my sister, who duke it out over who gets to rule the now empty planet. There's only one possible winner there (hint: it's not Vlad)
I wish I could play the guitar.
I wish I could play the guitar.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. You are now so good at guitar that anyone who looks in your direction immediately hates you from envy, with the exception of incredibly irritating guitar-playing frat boys.
I wish I knew what I was doing.
I wish I knew what I was doing.
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You can also find me here.
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Granted. But the rate of inflation suddenly increases in your country due to a clerical error in which the printing presses start churning out trillions of new hundred-dollar bills for no good reason. Your savings become useless, and postage now costs more than when the rates went up.
I wish I had done my homework earlier today instead of waiting until now.
I wish I had done my homework earlier today instead of waiting until now.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
Granted. You finish your work by inverse working. This causes you to submit work made of antimatter. The body count steadily rises.keenmaster486 wrote:Granted. But the rate of inflation suddenly increases in your country due to a clerical error in which the printing presses start churning out trillions of new hundred-dollar bills for no good reason. Your savings become useless, and postage now costs more than when the rates went up.
I wish I had done my homework earlier today instead of waiting until now.
I wish the love of my life wasn't allergic to radishes.
mortimermcmirestinks wrote: Now I wish MoffD wasn't allergic to me.
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