Corrupt A Wish game
- mortimermcmirestinks
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Granted. She kept you up all night.
I wish MoffD wasn't allergic to radishes anymore.
I wish MoffD wasn't allergic to radishes anymore.
...says the most charming guy in the room.
I'm back... kind of? Not really.
You can also find me here.
I'm back... kind of? Not really.
You can also find me here.
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Granted. A new, easily maintained type of grass is bred. Due to its widespread adoption, the chances of the strain's genetic makeup mutating somewhere in the world is increased. The most major change, which gives the plant sentience, takes place at a growing facility which supplies seed to most stores and major turf distributors. Unknown to humans, the new smart grass spreads across the globe and soon learns that it was created weak to serve our laziness. Radical grass political leaders call for an uprising, and the strain grows as long as possible in areas which cause most disruption to humans. Several deadly fires are attributed to grass growing up power lines.
I wish I had gone to bed last night.
I wish I had gone to bed last night.
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass
"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass
- mortimermcmirestinks
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Granted. You didn't get up this morning and slept through all the things you had to do.Keening_Product wrote:I wish I had gone to bed last night.
Now I wish MoffD wasn't allergic to me.MoffD wrote:I wish... GAAAARRRRRGG
...says the most charming guy in the room.
I'm back... kind of? Not really.
You can also find me here.
I'm back... kind of? Not really.
You can also find me here.
Granted. Your hair cuts itself to random lengths per strand and is now indestructible. Your haircut makes you the laughingstock of everyone you see.
I wish I had known about my new allergies earlier.
I wish I had known about my new allergies earlier.
mortimermcmirestinks wrote: Now I wish MoffD wasn't allergic to me.
Levellass wrote:You're an evil man.
- mortimermcmirestinks
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achoo Granted, you now have achoo immediate knowledge of all achoo allergies that achoo anyone will ever have.
I wish nobody in this thread was achoo allergic to anyone else in this thread or radishes.
I wish nobody in this thread was achoo allergic to anyone else in this thread or radishes.
...says the most charming guy in the room.
I'm back... kind of? Not really.
You can also find me here.
I'm back... kind of? Not really.
You can also find me here.
Granted. Anyone with allergies to anyone else in the thread, or to radishes, now has a crippling pollen allergy instead.
I wish I wasn't so tempted to spend money on freemium mobile games.
I wish I wasn't so tempted to spend money on freemium mobile games.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. Your mod becomes the be-all, end-all of mods. No one can ever possibly hope to make something better. As a result, no one ever mods again.
I wish my wrist would stop aching long enough to do some editing.
I wish my wrist would stop aching long enough to do some editing.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."