Corrupt A Wish game
- keenmaster486
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Granted. You're hungry for sushi. Nobody has any sushi, somehow. Your day is ruined.
I wish for fish.
I wish for fish.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. A so kind man gives you some fish but this one is a hungry dopefish that eats you. You didn't make it past Miscellaneous.
I wish for suntan.
I wish for suntan.
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Granted. To get this tan, you must first get a sunburn that is so painful you regret ever living.
I wish for a never-ending soda.
I wish for a never-ending soda.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. You have doomed us all to a watery, sugary grave.
I wish humans didn't need to sleep.
I wish humans didn't need to sleep.
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass
"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass
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Granted. You however are not human, but some sort of Keen gamin enhancing product.
I wish Keenmaster would upgrade to a 586 already.
I wish Keenmaster would upgrade to a 586 already.
What you really need, not what you think you ought to want.
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Granted. I upgraded, but it was a cheap-o Cyrix 486 overdrive upgrade something or other and it runs like crap.
oh wait
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I wish I hadn't been tricked into upgrading my computer.
oh wait
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I wish I hadn't been tricked into upgrading my computer.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. You vow to never upgrade again. Your computer breaks the next day. You still hold to this vow.
I wish my mouth did not feel like I ate a porcupine.
I wish my mouth did not feel like I ate a porcupine.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted, your earlier date with the porcupine never happened, you never even met online. Because of this the most fulfilling relationship of your life will always be unknown to you.
I wish my next wish would be corrupted.
I wish my next wish would be corrupted.
What you really need, not what you think you ought to want.
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Granted. It was saved as plain text instead of unicode. Now it's unreadable.
I wish my neck didn't ache.
I wish my neck didn't ache.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. But now your mouth feels like you ate a porcupine AND a cactus.
I wish for cookies.
I wish for cookies.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. You are tracked by every possible news site and advertisement agency
I wish I had a pet dopefish
I wish I had a pet dopefish
mortimermcmirestinks wrote: Now I wish MoffD wasn't allergic to me.
Levellass wrote:You're an evil man.
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Granted. It eats you.
I wish I hadn't spent eight straight hours reading.
I wish I hadn't spent eight straight hours reading.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. You are now unable to read
I wish I had awesome psychokinetic powers
I wish I had awesome psychokinetic powers
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Granted. They work only on dog poop. This may or may not be a corrupted wish.
I wish I knew what was going on.
I wish I knew what was going on.
What you really need, not what you think you ought to want.
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Granted. Now you know what's going on you wish you didn't.
I wish for Adobe to open source its programs (lol).
I wish for Adobe to open source its programs (lol).
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass
"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass