Corrupt A Wish game

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by Benvolio » Thu Nov 28, 2019 18:27

Granted. You find a vintage 1970s synthesizer worthy of Moroder himself on eBay for $10 but you find someone left the batteries in for decades and caustic bilge has leaked out and irreversibly corrupted the circuitry.

I wish R.E.M. hadn't called it a day.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Thu Nov 28, 2019 21:50

Granted. They called it a night.

I wish I had a proper zester to make key lime pie with.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by MoffD » Fri Dec 13, 2019 1:41

nanomekia wrote:
Thu Nov 28, 2019 21:50
I wish I had a proper zester to make key lime pie with.
Granted. But it only works on Lemons.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by proYorp » Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:37

Granted. It's rigged. It is going to self-destruct now.

I wish I had the ability to duplicate myself.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by proYorp » Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:38

Granted. I'm here now. Weird flex but ok.

I wish I had a stack of cash.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by Nisaba » Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:55

Granted. Your duplicate grabs the money and runs.

I wish I could join the Toy Mafia.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Sat Jan 04, 2020 19:07

Granted. They made you an offer you can't refuse, mostly because you were tied to a chair and being threatened with a surprisingly deadly Nerf gun at the time.

I wish my hand wasn't cold.
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