Corrupt A Wish game
- Commander Spleen
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Granted. Flash is given a new lease on life.
I wish
and then
I wish
and then
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- Kuliwho?
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Open sourcing flash would probably see most of its problems fixed in a week so yay thanks.
Granted. You also
I wish .
Granted. You also
I wish .
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass
"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass
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Granted. All the bagpipes are off key.
I wish I was capable of sleeping through loud noises.
I wish I was capable of sleeping through loud noises.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
- keenmaster486
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Granted. You sleep until the world ends and since nobody bothered to wake you up you are burned up in hellfire. (sorry)
I wish for air.
I wish for air.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
Re: Corrupt A Wish game
Granted. Turns out the ancients were right and the wrong air can cause disease. You get malAIRia.
I wish for cheese.
I wish for cheese.
What you really need, not what you think you ought to want.
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Granted. It comes in the form of the campiest TV show you've ever seen.
I wish you hadn't made that terrible air pun.
I wish you hadn't made that terrible air pun.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. Now puns don't exist and comedy is never the same
I wish multiplayer in old games like NetKeen weren't so flipping complicated
I wish multiplayer in old games like NetKeen weren't so flipping complicated
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Granted. It's not complicated because it doesn't exist. Simple, right?
I wish I could write at the speed of light.
I wish I could write at the speed of light.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. No one, not even you, can read your writing.
I wish I didn't have a nosebleed due to dry air.
I wish I didn't have a nosebleed due to dry air.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. Now you just have crippling allergies.
I wish for a giant floaty tube
I wish for a giant floaty tube
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. It floats by on a massive flood.
I wish snails weren't so... sluggish.
I wish snails weren't so... sluggish.
What you really need, not what you think you ought to want.
- keenmaster486
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Granted. Just like my writing, they now move at the speed of light and the earth explodes as a result.
I wish for dates.
I wish for dates.
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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Granted. April 21st, 3016, and July 7th, 4591.
I wish I wasn't sweaty.
I wish I wasn't sweaty.
Writer. Translator. Player of games. Only bites when asked nicely.
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
"That's ten pounds of yikes in a five-pound bag."
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Granted. You freeze to death.
I wish for maps
I wish for maps
I flermmed the plootash just like you asked.
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- Kuliwho?
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Granted. They're all fake treasure maps and you spend your life searching in vain.
I wish for athleticism.
I wish for athleticism.
Keening_Product was defeated before the game.
"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass
"Wise words. One day I may even understand what they mean." - Levellass