Corrupt A Wish game

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by Commander Spleen » Thu Aug 24, 2017 7:02

Granted. Flash is given a new lease on life.

I wish
and then

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by Keening_Product » Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:45

Open sourcing flash would probably see most of its problems fixed in a week so yay thanks.

Granted. You also


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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Thu Aug 24, 2017 15:11

Granted. All the bagpipes are off key.

I wish I was capable of sleeping through loud noises.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Sat Aug 26, 2017 23:40

Granted. You sleep until the world ends and since nobody bothered to wake you up you are burned up in hellfire. (sorry)

I wish for air.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by Levellass » Mon Aug 28, 2017 3:22

Granted. Turns out the ancients were right and the wrong air can cause disease. You get malAIRia.

I wish for cheese.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Mon Aug 28, 2017 20:12

Granted. It comes in the form of the campiest TV show you've ever seen.

I wish you hadn't made that terrible air pun.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by ComissionerDeWitt » Mon Aug 28, 2017 21:09

Granted. Now puns don't exist and comedy is never the same


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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:25

Granted. It's not complicated because it doesn't exist. Simple, right?

I wish I could write at the speed of light.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Tue Aug 29, 2017 22:55

Granted. No one, not even you, can read your writing.

I wish I didn't have a nosebleed due to dry air.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:22

Granted. Now you just have crippling allergies.

I wish for a giant floaty tube
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by Levellass » Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:09

Granted. It floats by on a massive flood.

I wish snails weren't so... sluggish.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 14:12

Granted. Just like my writing, they now move at the speed of light and the earth explodes as a result.

I wish for dates.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Fri Sep 01, 2017 19:45

Granted. April 21st, 3016, and July 7th, 4591.

I wish I wasn't sweaty.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 20:07

Granted. You freeze to death.

I wish for maps
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by Keening_Product » Sat Sep 02, 2017 1:29

Granted. They're all fake treasure maps and you spend your life searching in vain.

I wish for athleticism.
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