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Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2017 7:02**

Granted. Flash is given a new lease on life.

I wish
and then

Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2017 10:45**

Open sourcing flash would probably see most of its problems fixed in a week so yay thanks.

Granted. You also

I wish

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Posted: **Thu Aug 24, 2017 15:11**

Granted. All the bagpipes are off key.

I wish I was capable of sleeping through loud noises.

Posted: **Sat Aug 26, 2017 23:40**

Granted. You sleep until the world ends and since nobody bothered to wake you up you are burned up in hellfire. (sorry)

I wish for air.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2017 3:22**

Granted. Turns out the ancients were right and the wrong air can cause disease. You get malAIRia.

I wish for cheese.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2017 20:12**

Granted. It comes in the form of the campiest TV show you've ever seen.

I wish you hadn't made that terrible air pun.

Posted: **Mon Aug 28, 2017 21:09**

Granted. Now puns don't exist and comedy is never the same

I wish multiplayer in old games like NetKeen weren't so flipping complicated

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:25**

Granted. It's not complicated because it doesn't exist. Simple, right?

I wish I could write at the speed of light.

Posted: **Tue Aug 29, 2017 22:55**

Granted. No one, not even you, can read your writing.

I wish I didn't have a nosebleed due to dry air.

Posted: **Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:22**

Granted. Now you just have crippling allergies.

I wish for a giant floaty tube

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2017 8:09**

Granted. It floats by on a massive flood.

I wish snails weren't so... sluggish.

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2017 14:12**

Granted. Just like my writing, they now move at the speed of light and the earth explodes as a result.

I wish for dates.

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2017 19:45**

Granted. April 21st, 3016, and July 7th, 4591.

I wish I wasn't sweaty.

Posted: **Fri Sep 01, 2017 20:07**

Granted. You freeze to death.

I wish for maps

Posted: **Sat Sep 02, 2017 1:29**

Granted. They're all fake treasure maps and you spend your life searching in vain.

I wish for athleticism.

Corrupt A Wish game