Corrupt A Wish game

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Thu Oct 26, 2017 16:18

Granted. Ẅ̷̢͍͙͉̗͔͇͓̯̄͂̌͑̽̏̿́̓ͅḦ̷̡͓̣̦͕̙̲̦̖́̃͐͆̈́̈̀̓̓̓͜Ä̵̧̛̩̝̫͕̤̣̰͍̗́̉͊̒̒̊̾̕͘T̵͚̟̹̖͇͉͍̖̱͂͑̈́̈́͌̌̾̅̾̄ͅ ̸̨̦͓̳͎̳̹̘̳̂̂̃́͗̐̅̃̚͜͝H̵̡̭̖̙͈̗̠̫̣̓̍̏͊̆́̓̃̾͠ͅÅ̶̛͇̗̟̝̦̬̝͙̜̅̽̍͛́͗̕͝ͅṾ̷̛̛̯̰̹̟̠̭̞͎̟́̋̾̒̈́̏͝͠E̴̗͚͚͈͉͎̫̮͓̰͐͊̈́͊̾̈̄͘̚͝ ̵̹̼̟̼̺̥̺͍̥͖͋̐̑̀͂̈̕̚͘̚Ỳ̶̡̱̙̘̖̘̻͍̪̘̀̎̄̅̽͆̄̃͝Ȯ̷̡̧̫̻͍̝̞̞̲̓̌̏̌̊̈̀̈̚͜U̸̧͉͈̖͚̺̼͓͛̔̈́̿͊͌͐̀̆̕͜ͅ ̷̨̨̛͇̙͙͎̖̩̤̏̏̽̾͂̈́͘͝͝ͅD̴̢̧̮̯̱̣͚͙̹͕̾̂͗́̐͒̾́̕͝Ö̶̡̗̼̹̣͔͕͇̤̠̊͐͑͗͗͋͂̍̕Ņ̴̣̟͉̦̟̗̰͎̰̍͆͋̒̏͌͌̊̕̚E̴̡̢̗̩̟͈̞̞̰͓͆̀͊̿̓̐̆̍̌͝

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by Keening_Product » Fri Oct 27, 2017 13:44

Granted. No snow fun for you!

I wish it would snow.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by Levellass » Fri Oct 27, 2017 18:11

Granted, nanomekia is erased from existence. not merely killed, they never were. Reality is rewritten,memories changed, lives altered. So the wish was never made and snow may appear for you. Now you, only you preserve their memory, the memory of a world that once was and a life that is no more.

I wish pretzels.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Fri Oct 27, 2017 23:42

Granted. Except pretzels don't exist as a result of me having never been a part of this timeline, which has disrupted quantum physics, tied knots in string theory and caused several nearby stars to go supernova, so everyone thinks you're crazy for wanting this preht-zulllll thing.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by Levellass » Sat Oct 28, 2017 4:38

Granted. However due to quantum superposition caused by granting a wish while not existing some details about your life are changed. You are no longer married to a supermodel, your vast personal fortune as inventor of a popular snackfood is absent, you did not purchase the rights to Keen and your performance in bed is no longer legend. This things have always been true and all you remember.

But hey, you didn't miss too much, I'm sure.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Thu Nov 09, 2017 20:06

Granted. You buy a bag of air and there are two chips in it. Enjoy.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by MoffD » Fri Nov 10, 2017 18:08

Granted. Your presents now consist entirely of Halloween candy.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Sat Nov 11, 2017 18:37

Granted. It runs them faster than the speed of light and explodes, causing a quantum instability and destroying the universe. Sorry!

I wish for an actual quantum explosion device so I can cause doomsday and take the whole universe with me when I die.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Sat Nov 11, 2017 20:10

Granted. Your plans are foiled by an eight year old child with a raygun.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Sat Nov 11, 2017 22:56

Granted. It is numb and hot.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by Levellass » Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:40

Granted. Kevin Spacey then informs you WHY it's sticky, but only after you already touched it.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 15:22

Granted. This is because you are a man. I am sincerely sorry.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Tue Nov 21, 2017 17:36

Granted. However, the wish fulfilling machine was listening to Oasis, got confused, and now you have Wonderwall tires. No refunds.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Tue Nov 21, 2017 18:02

Granted. But your nacho sauce is teleported to Mars the next instant.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by Levellass » Fri Nov 24, 2017 5:22

Granted. Now you have to enter the lottery each time you buy one, a randomly drawn number dictates what you'll pay. Your first issue costs you $37.50.

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