Corrupt A Wish game

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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Fri Nov 24, 2017 15:51

This thread is now broken.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by Keening_Product » Mon Dec 25, 2017 17:10

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I too am hoping for a non-sucky, stress-free 2018.
Granted. After aliens arrived at Earth on 27 December 2017 and found legends of Commander Keen's destructive power, they wasted no time eradicating every last human on the planet. The whole operation only took three Earth days. 2018 did not suck and was completely stress free for all involved.

Edit: I wish humans had a city on the moon already.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Mon Dec 25, 2017 19:34

Granted. The moon city is destroyed with no warning by a massive energy beam from somewhere in distant space. Observation of this event from the miraculously unharmed Earth reveals it came from a giant dragon that is attached to an artificial planet which is trying to destroy the universe.

(No prizes for guessing what game I've been playing.)

I wish my headache would go away.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:02

Granted. It goes away from your head, and flies into the head of President Trump, who is incapacitated by it. Kim Jong-Un takes advantage of the opportunity to nuke Los Angeles. Global war results and the earth is decimated.

I wish I was immune to toe-stubbing for the rest of my life.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by MoffD » Fri Dec 29, 2017 16:54

Granted. Your anti-toe stubbing powers destroy anything your feet touch, you immediately fall straight down into the earth's crust and die, slowly eating away at the earth and causing volcanic eruptions.

I wish coffee would grow better here.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Fri Dec 29, 2017 17:54

Granted. It grows so well it gains sentience and learns how to brew a tasty, nutritious and caffeinated drink from human bones. You are the first harvest.

I wish it wasn't snowing.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 21:14

Granted. It isn't snowing. How boring is that!

I wish nanomekia hadn't stopped the snow.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by Keening_Product » Thu Jan 11, 2018 13:10

Granted. To ensure nano's wish isn't completely ignored, the wish granting powers that be decide to allow snow again, but only at your place. Because clear instructions weren't given to those responsible for weather wishes, all the snow which would have otherwise fallen as part of the entire weather system is dumped on you alone.

Being snowed in doesn't seem bad at first, but frozen pipes crack and bend, cutting water and causing your gas heater to malfunction. The building eventually collapses on top of you, but you are spared an agonising crushing because you died 90 minutes earlier, quietly, in a carbon monoxide-induced coma.


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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 15:18

Granted. You lock the thread. A mob of angry Keeners with nothing better to do than post in the Miscellaneous section shows up at your door with torches and pitchforks and burns your house down.

I wish for worldwide peace, except for in Greenland (no particular reason... sorry, people who live in Greenland)
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Thu Jan 11, 2018 22:04

Granted. However, the wish granting machine has a touch of tinnitus and hears "peas". The entire world is now covered in a mushy layer of squashed legume.

I wish it'd warm up a bit.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Thu Jan 11, 2018 22:38

Granted. It warms up to an average temperature of 4000 degrees. Life on Earth comes to an end.

I wish I had bought cryptocurrency three years ago.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Wed Apr 18, 2018 21:15

Granted. Unfortunately you died in a tragic car accident some days later.

I wish it wasn't 3:15 pm
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Wed Apr 18, 2018 22:10

Granted. It's 3:16 PM.

I wish my finger didn't ache.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by keenmaster486 » Thu Apr 19, 2018 0:06

Granted. Your other finger aches now instead.

I wish purple.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Post by nanomekia » Thu Apr 19, 2018 18:05

Granted. Blue.

I wish my lungs worked properly.
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