Corrupt A Wish game

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Granted. You find a vintage 1970s synthesizer worthy of Moroder himself on eBay for $10 but you find someone left the batteries in for decades and caustic bilge has leaked out and irreversibly corrupted the circuitry.

I wish R.E.M. hadn't called it a day.

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Granted. They called it a night.

I wish I had a proper zester to make key lime pie with.
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nanomekia wrote:
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I wish I had a proper zester to make key lime pie with.
Granted. But it only works on Lemons.

I wish I had a custom retro pc rig
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Granted. It's rigged. It is going to self-destruct now.

I wish I had the ability to duplicate myself.
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Granted. I'm here now. Weird flex but ok.

I wish I had a stack of cash.
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Granted. Your duplicate grabs the money and runs.

I wish I could join the Toy Mafia.
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Granted. They made you an offer you can't refuse, mostly because you were tied to a chair and being threatened with a surprisingly deadly Nerf gun at the time.

I wish my hand wasn't cold.
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Granted. Your hand is now permanently 4 degrees celcius hotter than the rest of your body, which irritates you to no end for the rest of your days.

I wish for the next poster to be eaten by a Dopefish. :dopefish

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Granted. :dopefish *burp*

I wish I hadn't been eaten.
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Granted. You were still attacked by a dopefish, but you were spit out, survived, and will live the rest of your life in horrible pain from the injuries.

I wish for a pogo stick.

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Granted. To use the pogo stick it is required to login to a Bethesda account first.

I wish to be a painted turtle.
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Granted. You are a normal turtle who has been painted by a complete garghead. Not only is their art bad, but your days are now numbered.

I wish RSI injuries weren't a thing.
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Granted. Now you get injured from any motion that isn't repetitive.

I wish FFXIV would update faster.
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Granted. You now have Faster 2.0.

I wish.
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Granted. It went all wrong.

I wish breathing wasn't difficult these days.
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