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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 18:27
by Benvolio
Granted. You find a vintage 1970s synthesizer worthy of Moroder himself on eBay for $10 but you find someone left the batteries in for decades and caustic bilge has leaked out and irreversibly corrupted the circuitry.

I wish R.E.M. hadn't called it a day.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 21:50
by nanomekia
Granted. They called it a night.

I wish I had a proper zester to make key lime pie with.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 1:41
by MoffD
nanomekia wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2019 21:50 I wish I had a proper zester to make key lime pie with.
Granted. But it only works on Lemons.

I wish I had a custom retro pc rig

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:37
by proYorp
Granted. It's rigged. It is going to self-destruct now.

I wish I had the ability to duplicate myself.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:38
by proYorp
Granted. I'm here now. Weird flex but ok.

I wish I had a stack of cash.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:55
by Nisaba
Granted. Your duplicate grabs the money and runs.

I wish I could join the Toy Mafia.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2020 19:07
by nanomekia
Granted. They made you an offer you can't refuse, mostly because you were tied to a chair and being threatened with a surprisingly deadly Nerf gun at the time.

I wish my hand wasn't cold.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 18:36
by namida
Granted. Your hand is now permanently 4 degrees celcius hotter than the rest of your body, which irritates you to no end for the rest of your days.

I wish for the next poster to be eaten by a Dopefish. :dopefish

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 0:40
by nanomekia
Granted. :dopefish *burp*

I wish I hadn't been eaten.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 1:53
by namida
Granted. You were still attacked by a dopefish, but you were spit out, survived, and will live the rest of your life in horrible pain from the injuries.

I wish for a pogo stick.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 15:22
by Nisaba
Granted. To use the pogo stick it is required to login to a Bethesda account first.

I wish to be a painted turtle.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:08
by Keening_Product
Granted. You are a normal turtle who has been painted by a complete garghead. Not only is their art bad, but your days are now numbered.

I wish RSI injuries weren't a thing.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 1:28
by nanomekia
Granted. Now you get injured from any motion that isn't repetitive.

I wish FFXIV would update faster.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 7:44
by Keening_Product
Granted. You now have Faster 2.0.

I wish.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2020 21:45
by nanomekia
Granted. It went all wrong.

I wish breathing wasn't difficult these days.