Corrupt A Wish game

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Granted. You are abducted by bloogs who remove your brain and install it in a biocomputer that mines FleexCoin.

I wish I had all of the FleexCoins.

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Granted. The people of universe rise up against you to redistribute your hoarded wealth.

I wish the planet would rise up against those like Spleen who oppress us all for their selfish gain.
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Keening_Product wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 21:36
I wish the planet would rise up against those like Spleen who oppress us all for their selfish gain.
Granted. The planet literally rises out of its orbit. Everyone dies. But on the bright side, nobody's oppressed any more. God sighs and power cycles the universe.

I wish I had a silver dollar.
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Granted. It corrodes and is useless.

I wish I was better at certain hack-n-slash games.
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Granted. You are better at being one of the victims. The skill transfers to real life.

I wish I could fit my mattress in my car so I didn't have to hire a van to move house.
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Granted. Somehow you mange to fit your mattress but get trapped in you car while doing so. now you have a movable house on wheels.

I wish for a vaccine against stupidity.
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Granted. Everyone is highly intellectual, commoners understand everything about mathematics, physics, art, philosophy etc, but the Earth is flat.

I wish I could see in the whole spectrum.

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c64cosmin wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 16:09
I wish I could see in the whole spectrum.
Granted. It's the entire electromagnetic spectrum. You are blinded constantly by wavelengths that really are better off invisible.

I wish I had an HD webcam.
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Granted. Everyone can see every last pore, blemish, and nose hair as a result.

I wish the world wasn't apparently falling to bits.
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Granted. The world doesn't fall to bits. But the Earth Explodes.

I wish my landlord would actually respond when asked if I can have a pet dog or cat.

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Granted. Your landlord is an animal lover. So he allows a dog and a cat from each race, male and female, snakes, tarantulas, every quadruped, reptile or not, every insect. Your house is a zoo and you're too afraid to escape.

I wish I could teleport.

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Granted. You teleport into Wuhan, China. Have fun!

I wish I had a coupon for unlimited free overnight shipping everywhere.
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Granted. There are no more nights, only days, so it never ships.

I wish it wasn't still snowing here.
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Granted. The snowing stops but the freezing continues over the summer so it stays white until next year.
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