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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 11:45
by Commander Spleen
Granted. You are abducted by bloogs who remove your brain and install it in a biocomputer that mines FleexCoin.

I wish I had all of the FleexCoins.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 21:36
by Keening_Product
Granted. The people of universe rise up against you to redistribute your hoarded wealth.

I wish the planet would rise up against those like Spleen who oppress us all for their selfish gain.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 1:04
by keenmaster486
Keening_Product wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 21:36
I wish the planet would rise up against those like Spleen who oppress us all for their selfish gain.
Granted. The planet literally rises out of its orbit. Everyone dies. But on the bright side, nobody's oppressed any more. God sighs and power cycles the universe.

I wish I had a silver dollar.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 0:54
by nanomekia
Granted. It corrodes and is useless.

I wish I was better at certain hack-n-slash games.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2020 23:57
by Keening_Product
Granted. You are better at being one of the victims. The skill transfers to real life.

I wish I could fit my mattress in my car so I didn't have to hire a van to move house.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:39
by Nisaba
Granted. Somehow you mange to fit your mattress but get trapped in you car while doing so. now you have a movable house on wheels.

I wish for a vaccine against stupidity.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 16:09
by c64cosmin
Granted. Everyone is highly intellectual, commoners understand everything about mathematics, physics, art, philosophy etc, but the Earth is flat.

I wish I could see in the whole spectrum.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 18:16
by keenmaster486
c64cosmin wrote:
Tue Mar 17, 2020 16:09
I wish I could see in the whole spectrum.
Granted. It's the entire electromagnetic spectrum. You are blinded constantly by wavelengths that really are better off invisible.

I wish I had an HD webcam.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 19:53
by nanomekia
Granted. Everyone can see every last pore, blemish, and nose hair as a result.

I wish the world wasn't apparently falling to bits.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 22:35
by Benvolio
Granted. The world doesn't fall to bits. But the Earth Explodes.

I wish my landlord would actually respond when asked if I can have a pet dog or cat.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 14:35
by c64cosmin
Granted. Your landlord is an animal lover. So he allows a dog and a cat from each race, male and female, snakes, tarantulas, every quadruped, reptile or not, every insect. Your house is a zoo and you're too afraid to escape.

I wish I could teleport.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 17:35
by keenmaster486
Granted. You teleport into Wuhan, China. Have fun!

I wish I had a coupon for unlimited free overnight shipping everywhere.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 23:52
by nanomekia
Granted. There are no more nights, only days, so it never ships.

I wish it wasn't still snowing here.