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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2020 10:16
by CHOCOLATE MILK
Granted. You automatically make every level that could possibly ever be made ever for every game you touch. You now have to spend days digging through them all to find levels that look remotely playable. Still easier than designing them though.

I wish I had a cow laser.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 0:11
by Benvolio
Granted. You get a cow laser but frankly it doesn't really live up to expectations and you quickly find other things that you wish for, thus perpetuating pckf's Corrupt A Wish game.

I wish that 3.5mm line in jacks weren't something that computer manufacturers felt we could manage without nowadays.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:57
by CHOCOLATE MILK
Granted. Now that I infinitely perpetuate this game with my wishes, I am compelled to reply to everyone else's wishes, even if I don't understand them, in which case I just turn them into cows as revenge for my lame cow laser. As the game indefinitely perpetuates, everyone eventually turns into cows except me, thus fulfilling my ambitions.
For now though I just draw lines on all your jacks to make you feel better. I'm nice like that.

I wish I wasn't a cheater.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 21:46
by nanomekia
Granted. Everyone else is and you're constantly perturbed by this fact.

I wish I had a perpetual bottle of soda that is never empty and never goes flat.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 23:17
by Keening_Product
Granted. It refills itself constantly, even when you're not drinking it, and overflows when full. You're forced to spend your remaining days downing a fatal amount of soda in a futile effort to prevent your wish from drowning the world.

I wish I weren't so tired.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2020 0:00
by Benvolio
Granted. Your predisposition to constant fatigue is removed but by definition this requires reverting you to early childhood for eternity, which leaves you forever yearning for the great freedoms of choice and action that adulthood brings.

I wish my local fried chicken establishment had not redone their menu to replace most of my favourite items with hipsterised garg such as chicken sandwiched in pink waffle-doughnuts or charcoal-brioche, aiming to thrill the young adults of the city but really just echoing the tired clichés of five years ago.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2020 1:16
by Keening_Product
Forever Billy Blaze's age? Garg yeah!

Granted. The place closes when all custom is lost to a new joint two doors up which caters to the youth.

I wish Benvolio all the best in finding a new food place they actually like.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2020 21:15
by nanomekia
Granted. Benvolio is the only person in the world who can ever find a place he likes to eat at. No one else is ever satisfied with any restaurants, takeaways, or the like again. The economy collapses.

...Worse than it has been collapsing, I mean.

Wait, is that possible?

Eh.

I wish it wasn't so blinkin' cold.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2020 1:45
by Quillax
Granted. By blinking cold, it was assumed that you meant cold air is only around when you blink. Now cold air is only around when you don't blink! You try to combat this by blinking as quickly as you could, but your eyes get tired very soon. Closing your eyes doesn't keep the cold air away either.

I wish that Age of Empires II can work on my computer again.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 21:20
by TheBigV
Granted. It runs so fast that it becomes unplayable.

I wish I had more disk space.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 22:19
by Nisaba
Granted. Due to unspecified clumsiness, your hard disk crashes and complete data loss occurs. Have fun with your free disk space.

I wish the Pareto principle wasn't true, in terms of modding optimization efforts.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:03
by nanomekia
Granted. But as the wish granting machine doesn't know what that is, modding is never able to be optimised at all again.

I wish I didn't have a migraine.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 3:45
by Keening_Product
Granted. You are deceased.

I wish Firefox didn't need a plugin to get a UK dictionary for spell check outside of the US.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:37
by Nisaba
Granted. It is 1782. The British Empire does it's thing. Firefox's are still called red pandas. You are on a trip to the temperate forests of the Himalayas and all you need is a Chinese dictionary to get in contact with this affectionate mammal species.

I wish I didn't feel so damn exhausted from all of these videoconferencing.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 11:25
by Benvolio
Granted. The videoconferencing no longer depletes your energy but now increases it. Therefore you have exponentially increasing energy which you devote to activities (exercise, work and so forth). You end up collapsing from exhaustion due to all the other activities but at least it was not the videoconferencing that directly caused the fatigue.

I wish I could sit quietly in the corner of a pub on a cold winter's afternoon, nursing a pint of ale and reading a good book.