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Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 23:57
by nanomekia
Granted. Just granted, because god damn we need something good in our lives.

I wish I had some of that boundless energy.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2021 15:08
by Nisaba
Granted, you've just signed a life time subscription for Brain Supplement Nootropics Booster for a bargain price tag, only to find out that there's a fly in the ointment. The adhesion contract forces you to use all of your boundless energy to repay your debts for the rest of your life.

I wish mortimermcmirestinks would post here more often.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 1:10
by MMStinks
Granted. He loses access to his old account and has to make a new one.

I wish I had access to my old account.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2021 16:37
by Fleexy
If it's actually you, I can grant that. Unfortunately the automated password reset email system is frequently broken and verification has to be done manually. Please email [my username] at keenmodding.org from the email account used to register your old account and I'll send you a new password. If you don't have access to that Yahoo account anymore, could you post a temporary note on your DeviantArt or Tumblr to verify that this new account is legit? I can merge your accounts and send a new password to your new email.

I wish my phpBB installations could reliably send email.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2021 20:47
by NY00123
Granted. The forums have been upgraded again.

Should I wish that it wasn't my first post in this thread?

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 9:46
by Benvolio
If you have decided you should, and have proceded with making that wish, then granted: all the posts in the thread were made by your numerous sockpuppets and therefore you've spent years just talking to yourself. What's worse, you get caught out for having sockpuppets but it transpires the whole forum is entirely populated by accounts run by you so there's nobody even there to ban you so you just continue to orchestrate elaborate conversations on pckf between your fake profiles forever.

If you haven't made the wish then I can't help you!

I wish I was better at accurately remembering song lyrics, particularly those of my favourite Bob Dylan songs.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2021 18:00
by MoffD
Granted. However you can no longer remember the tunes.

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I actually wish websites like tenor wouldn't make it so hard to download gifs

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 18:30
by Pandakeen
Granted. It's easy, but they all come out looking like this:
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I wish for lamp oil, rope, bombs.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 4:20
by Soul Monster
Granted. However the lamp oil is dirty, the rope is cheap and the bombs are duds.

Mmmmmmmmmm Come back when you're a little mmmmmmmmmm RICHER. :D

I wish Guns N' Roses would release Chinese Democracy 2.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2021 20:05
by TheBigV
Granted. It's released only on limited edition records that are extremely fragile.

I wish Commander Keen would be included with Windows 11.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2021 3:28
by Keening_Product
Granted. Activation using the Microsoft Store is required.

I wish for infinite and absolute power over all there was, is, and will be.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2021 9:04
by Benvolio
Granted. Despite all this power, flaws in your own decision making capabilities and impulses render you just as powerless as before.

I wish that I was reading a copy of "Be Careful What You Wish For" by R.L. Stine.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:52
by proYorp
Granted. After becoming well informed on the dangers of careless wishing, you become overly cautious to the point of never wishing for anything ever again. Life without desire becomes meaningless.

I wish I understood the world of Kirby. (These games seem so random lol.)

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2021 2:43
by Quillax
Granted. You understand the Kirby universe so well that you can even figure it out through real life physics, logic, and science. You test your knowledge by genetically creating Kirby and it's a perfect recreation! Unfortunately for you, he eats you right away and then becomes a Yorp. :yorp

I wish The Thief and the Cobbler would've been completed in the way Richard Williams envisioned it.

Re: Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Sun May 15, 2022 10:30
by Pandakeen
Granted. It takes 200 years.

I wish it was standard practice for monitors to letterbox instead of stretch when displaying something with a different aspect ratio than the monitor.