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Granted. ID software finally releases TUIT for the Virtual Boy.

I wish I was immune to all forms of sickness.

granted

to bad they forgot what tuit means.

edit:
granted
now your immune system is so bored it attacks you brains.

i wish everybody else could no longer lie.

Granted. Now you find out all sorts of terrible secrets about your friends and family that ruin your life.

I wish that my crush liked me back.

Granted. You end up contracting AIDS.

Hahahahaha, funny, Fleexy... but you didn't make a wish.
(unless of course, you wished AIDS upon MMS )



I wish that it were Halloween every day.

Paramultart wrote: I wish that it were Halloween every day.

Granted. Now Obama's outlawed Halloween.

I wish for three more wishes.

Granted.
Three wishes are given... to Larry the Cable Guy, Carlos Mencia, and Dane Cook. (3 talentless retarded hacks. They spent the wishes to become popular and successful, despite having no talent or original ideas)

I wish that all 3 of those guys die.

Granted. They are shortly after resurrected by the aliens from Plan 9, only now impervious to wooden poles, and proceed to infect the world with their inanity.

I wish I were President of Angola!

Granted. You then receive the JFK treatment.

I wish me and my family were immortal and eternally happy.

Granted. You and your family are immortal but comatose. The only thing you'll see for the rest of eternity is the color black, but yet you are still very happy about this.

I wish the moon was made of spare ribs.

guynietoren wrote: I wish the moon was made of spare ribs.

Granted. But never shall you be able to eat them.

I wish I could have stopped 9/11.

Granted. The giant space weevils now eat it and since there's no moon, there's no tide, no wind etc., and the world dries up and everybody dies slowly.

I wish the universe would explode and everyone to die horribly and painfully.


(Corrupt that, people!!!)

Granted, but they're old and moldy.


I wish someone would corrupt this wish.

EDIT: wow, double ninja'd

Granted. As the moon is an airless body, all the moisture boils out of the ribs, causing the entire moon to rupture, raining a deadly hailstorm of shriveled meat chunks over the entire planet in the strangest of apocalypses.

EDIT: TRIPLE ninja'd! Damn, is everybody online right now?

Not granted. Your wish will be left unfulfilled and therefore incorruptible.

I wish for Santa Claus to perform Led Zeppelin covers at my next birthday party.

...and he got triple ninja'd.