KeenEmpire wrote:I wish the person below would also get triple ninjaed.
mortimermcmirestinks wrote:I wish the universe would explode and everyone to die horribly and painfully.
Granted. This happens to occur on the day Tom releases TUIT to the world, and that's how the game ends. The ending sequence make's the game's program release several virii onto the computers it was played on, filling them with anti-matter and nitroglycerine, and make their processors overrun and overheat so fast they blow up the entire universe. And even in the game that was mort's plan. Oh, and someone else beat it before you could play it, so you never get to see the game
crap, I got triple-ninja'd
But now those other 3 wishes don't get granted (if they did before this post, it doesn't count), but they still exist, to cause continuity problems and confusion in this thread that involve forcing people to grant multiple wishes and/or branch off into separate wish trees to be granted by different intertwining strings of people making and granting more non-linear wishes.
I wish I could go back in time and relive my high school years with all the knowledge I have now.