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Post by kuliwil » Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:53

KeenEmpire wrote:
I wish the person below would corrupt this wish.
Granted

I wish that this wish were wished by someone else. 8)

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd
I wish there was a perfect operating system.
Granted. Reboot in to DOS, type "format: c:" and you're done. You lose all your files, but you are freed from the virtual world.

I wish that this wish were wished by someone else. 8) :dopekeen
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Post by KeenEmpire » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:56

Commander Spleen wrote: I wish there was a perfect operating system.
Go open source lol. If you're a real keener (i.e. no modern games) you won't be missing anything :crazy
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Post by KeenEmpire » Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:59

kuliwil wrote: I wish that this wish were wished by someone else. 8) :dopekeen
Granted. Someone else makes the same wish and the banality bores you.

I wish I had the power to see memes.
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Post by Commander Spleen » Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:54

Go open source lol. If you're a real keener (i.e. no modern games) you won't be missing anything
I've been using Linux as my primary OS for several years. It's not the perfect OS (yet) but definitely moreso for my purposes than other candidates.

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Post by KeenEmpire » Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:55

Commander Spleen wrote:
Go open source lol. If you're a real keener (i.e. no modern games) you won't be missing anything
I've been using Linux as my primary OS for several years. It's not the perfect OS (yet) but definitely moreso for my purposes than other candidates.
What do you think it (or your distribution) is missing?
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Post by StupidBunny » Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:22

KeenEmpire wrote:I wish I had the power to see memes.
Granted. You now have the image of pedobear seared into your retinas for the rest of your years.

I wish that KeenEmpire and Spleen could derail the thread for a conversation about OSes.
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Post by kuliwil » Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:29

StupidBunny wrote: I wish that KeenEmpire and Spleen could derail the thread for a conversation about OSes.
Pre-Granted. Unfortunately, they prove your OS to be the worst.

I wish that I had no homework.
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Post by Commander Spleen » Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:35

Granted. It gets derailed so significantly that it splits into two threads.

I wish I could play Commander Keen for the first time again.

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Post by StupidBunny » Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:49

Granted. Unfortunately, the only way the wish genie can think of to accomplish this is to strike you in the head with a blunt object until you forget about Commander Keen. Thus, when you go to play for what might as well be the first time, you forget what you were doing and proceed to try and eat your computer.

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Post by Commander Spleen » Sat Sep 04, 2010 7:57

Granted. You are now this guy:
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Post by shikadi » Sat Sep 04, 2010 8:40

the adult or the child?

also u made no wish.
nothing usefull here

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Post by VikingBoyBilly » Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:48

kuliwil wrote:
StupidBunny wrote: I wish that I had no homework.
Granted. You drop out of school and become a hobo.

I wish I could wake up early enough to catch The Bagel.
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Post by Grimson » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:55

Granted. Because you were in Soviet Union at that time, The Bagel eats you!

I wish I had a pet dragon.
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Post by Nospike » Sat Sep 04, 2010 15:18

Granted. The dragon lights your head on fire.


Wish I had LL-like patching skills.
It just might be done someday. The chance is always there.

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Post by VikingBoyBilly » Sat Sep 04, 2010 16:13

Nospike wrote:Granted. The dragon lights your head on fire.


Wish I had LL-like patching skills.
Granted. Now, just like her, you make awesome patches and never finish any projects.

I wish my power level was OVUH NIEN THOUSAND!!!!!!
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