Public Commander Keen Forum

KeenEmpire wrote:
I wish the person below would corrupt this wish.

Granted

I wish that this wish were wished by someone else.

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd

I wish there was a perfect operating system.

Granted. Reboot in to DOS, type "format: c:" and you're done. You lose all your files, but you are freed from the virtual world.

I wish that this wish were wished by someone else.

Commander Spleen wrote: I wish there was a perfect operating system.

Go open source lol. If you're a real keener (i.e. no modern games) you won't be missing anything

kuliwil wrote: I wish that this wish were wished by someone else.

Granted. Someone else makes the same wish and the banality bores you.

I wish I had the power to see memes.

Go open source lol. If you're a real keener (i.e. no modern games) you won't be missing anything

I've been using Linux as my primary OS for several years. It's not the perfect OS (yet) but definitely moreso for my purposes than other candidates.

Commander Spleen wrote:

Go open source lol. If you're a real keener (i.e. no modern games) you won't be missing anything

I've been using Linux as my primary OS for several years. It's not the perfect OS (yet) but definitely moreso for my purposes than other candidates.

What do you think it (or your distribution) is missing?

KeenEmpire wrote:I wish I had the power to see memes.

Granted. You now have the image of pedobear seared into your retinas for the rest of your years.

I wish that KeenEmpire and Spleen could derail the thread for a conversation about OSes.

StupidBunny wrote: I wish that KeenEmpire and Spleen could derail the thread for a conversation about OSes.

Pre-Granted. Unfortunately, they prove your OS to be the worst.

I wish that I had no homework.

Granted. It gets derailed so significantly that it splits into two threads.

I wish I could play Commander Keen for the first time again.

Granted. Unfortunately, the only way the wish genie can think of to accomplish this is to strike you in the head with a blunt object until you forget about Commander Keen. Thus, when you go to play for what might as well be the first time, you forget what you were doing and proceed to try and eat your computer.

I wish I could speak fluent Arabic.

Granted. You are now this guy:

the adult or the child?

also u made no wish.

kuliwil wrote:

StupidBunny wrote: I wish that I had no homework.

Granted. You drop out of school and become a hobo.

I wish I could wake up early enough to catch The Bagel.

Granted. Because you were in Soviet Union at that time, The Bagel eats you!

I wish I had a pet dragon.

Granted. The dragon lights your head on fire.


Wish I had LL-like patching skills.

Nospike wrote:Granted. The dragon lights your head on fire.


Wish I had LL-like patching skills.

Granted. Now, just like her, you make awesome patches and never finish any projects.

I wish my power level was OVUH NIEN THOUSAND!!!!!!