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Corrupt A Wish game

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 18:50
by mortimermcmirestinks
I heard if this game somewhere. The rules are as follows:

1. First, the first player makes a wish.
Example: I wish I had some ice cream.

2. Secondly, the second player grants it, but corrupts it, then makes their own wish.
Example: Granted. it's poisoned and you die.

I wish I could fly.

Then the third person corrupts their wish, makes their own, the fourth corrupts it etc etc.

NO DIRTY WISHES OR CORRUPTIONS.

I'll start:

I wish I could fly...

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 18:57
by mortimer
Granted. You sprout wings. They vanish after ten minutes, and you plunge to your death.

(That sort of thing, yeah?)

I wish I had a pet rhino.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 18:58
by shikadi
you get your rhino, rhino wants to hug you, you couldn't tell the tale.

i wish everybody would stop crying about when BOTB comes out.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 19:03
by mortimermcmirestinks
Granted. Now nobody wants it to come out and Ceilick is so depressed he goes on a killing rampage and kills everyone on the planet.

I wish I had a pet Yorp.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 19:46
by Paramultart
Granted. The Yorp then plunges it's long eye-shaft into your father's butt. (By the way, they Yorp performs a quick colonoscopy, since his eye is up there and everything, and let's just say his diagnosis wasn't too good.)

Too far?



I wish I had a pet Mariachi player.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 19:55
by mortimermcmirestinks
Paramultart wrote:Granted. The Yorp then plunges it's long eye-shaft into your father's butt. (By the way, they Yorp performs a quick colonoscopy, since his eye is up there and everything, and let's just say his diagnosis wasn't too good.)

Too far?.

Yes. WAY too far.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 20:13
by guynietoren
Granted. Your Mariachi player only sings the happy birthday song and does so habitually whenever you try to speak with him.

I wish I was a taxidermist.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 20:19
by mortimermcmirestinks
Granted. You accidentally stuff your own pet and get so sad you misstuff an animal, then it comes alive and eats you.

I wish I had a hedghog.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 20:24
by Genius314
Granted. You trip onto the hedgehog and impale yourself on it's thorns.

I wish I could win the game.

(Also, Paramultart, perhaps "too far" wasn't the best choice of words in that situation?)

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 20:26
by Paramultart
Granted. You live a short and unfulfilling life, because hedgehogs have the lifespan of 4–7 years, and nobody could ever get close to you or love you, or they get pricked.

I didn't even have to corrupt that wish, because it already had negative consequences. :D

I wish I had a million dollars.

(EDIT: Damn it, delete your post, Genius314!!! :p )

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 20:27
by mortimermcmirestinks
I LOST!
I wish I could win the game.
I wish I had a million dollars.

Both Granted. You are both now mauled to death by five billion screaming fangirls.

I wish this wish was uncorruptable.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 20:30
by Nospike
Granted. But I've just hacked it and corrupted it.

Wish I could do nicer tiles.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 20:34
by Genius314
Granted. You finish a mod, and Id sets an example by suing you.

I wish I were a bird.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 20:38
by Paramultart
Granted.

Man, that sucks... you're like, a bird and shtuff.. :(



I wish I could pay off my debt.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 20:41
by mortimermcmirestinks
Granted, you are now free of any debt! but not free of the guilt you feel around collection day...

I wish Id would make TUIT.