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real solution would be too upgrade this years old phpbb to the latest version and to install a spam filter and a captcha question. which if i am correct was being considered but this speculation has died again? very disappointing keeners have a right to come to a board to discuss commander keen spam free and that right is being denied?
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The right isn't being denied at all. We have a (reasonably) dedicated team of mods and admins who spend most of their administrative time cleaning up these spambots, and relatively promptly. The board is hardly overrun, like I've seen some (totally gone), and remember, this service is graciously provided for free by all involved staff. We could stand to upgrade, yes. But no-one's being denied any rights by any stretch of the imagination.
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Levellass wrote:Buy withi9n the next half hour and get a combustible firewall totally FREE!
You forgot to include redundant and repetitive all-lowercase words all over your ad in order to trick search engines into increasing the post’s relevancy in search results (a.k.a. “Search Engine Optimization” (snorts)).
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Levellass wrote: Buy withi9n the next half hour and get a combustible firewall totally FREE!
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No.

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Rorie wrote:real solution would be too upgrade this years old phpbb to the latest version and to install a spam filter and a captcha question. which if i am correct was being considered but this speculation has died again?
Unfortunately, as of yet no one has been able to make a reasonable offer.
Rorie wrote:very disappointing keeners have a right to come to a board to discuss commander keen spam free and that right is being denied?
You have no rights here, this is a benevolent dictatorship, and has always been. As TerminILL says though, we do try our best to keep this place spam free. If you have to suffer with the occasional 12-hour spam post consider it your penance for living in the Eastern Hemisphere.
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Flaose wrote: You have no rights here, this is a benevolent dictatorship, and has always been. As TerminILL says though, we do try our best to keep this place spam free. If you have to suffer with the occasional 12-hour spam post consider it your penance for living in the Eastern Hemisphere.
hang on mate! since when did dictators come into this discussion?. not only myself but other keeners do have a right to discuss commander keen and for it to be spam free (not trying to question or infuriate the admins or mods) but i still reckon that an upgrade of the board is still long overdue
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Meh. All a bot does is make a funny topic every once in a while.
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I'm sorry my AEDT/AEST spam filtering has been poor lately - been way too busy with stupid numbers of projects and Uni is going back soon.

Also spam isn't Hitler - it's not going to take your rights away.
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I beg to differ good sir: http://www.salon.com/2003/07/29/spam_nazi/


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Post by Bernie »

whaaa? i love the spam. they have some good deals. don't you guys even consider that?
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Bernie wrote:whaaa? i love the spam. they have some good deals. don't you guys even consider that?
The funniest part is finding out whether it's legit or not. Using spambots alone makes it look rather unprofessional don't you think?
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Spam is spam to me. it's all illegitimate.

And it all goes to one place too... that is to the vast nothingness after being permanently deleted.
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