Favourite quotes from FPS games

szemi · Post by **szemi** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 18:50

I have some favourite quotes from FPS games like Duke Nukem, Blood, Shadow Warrior, etc.

My faves from Duke:

"Shake it, baby!"
"Nobody steals our chicks and lives!"
"What? There's only one of you?"
"Nobody checks with our independence!"
"Yeah, piece of cake!"
"I'm gonna put this smack dab on your a$$."
"Holy cow!"
"Holy $hit!"
"It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak!"
"Yippie-kay-yay, motherf***er!"

From Blood:

"I live again!"
"In pace requies car fortunato."
"Son of a bi**h must pay."
"I got time to play with you!"
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."
"Oouuh, shake it baby!"
"Miramox this a$$hole!"
"Fool, you are already dead!"
"I live again!"
"I did it, my way!"

From Shadow Warrior:
"A ninja has no fear!"
"Holy cow, look like Duke Nukem, haha!"
"No pain, no gain, haha!"
"Oh, you little tiny di*k!"
"Hey, baby, pull my finger, haha!"
"Ancient chinese secret!"
"Oh, better zip fly!"

Cobalt · Post by **Cobalt** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 19:17

"ELIIIIIIIIIIIISE!"
"Where is that DAMN fourth chaos emerald?"
"Find the computer room!"
"Get a load of this!"
"If I have to choose between the world and Sonic, I pick Sonic!" <-- this one applies to me especially

"I am the ultimate life form."
"It's no use!"
"You're too slow!"
"Chaos... control!"

mortimer · Post by **mortimer** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 21:17

Lava89 · Post by **Lava89** » Thu Apr 04, 2013 21:50

@szemi: Mind if I post non-FPS lines?

@mortimer: that's hilarious

Speaking of portal, GLaDOS had some great lines ( don't want to spoil them though...gotta play the game to experience it! ).

Mount&Blade: "That's a nice head you have on your shoulders!" (that's kind of like a first person shooter? ...you can shoot arrows in the first person view

)

Flyingmouse · Post by **Flyingmouse** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:14

Eh, I thought it was funny:
"Bioscan complete. Target Chykka has been terminated. Lifesigns are at flatline. No regenerative ability in effect. No evidence of symbiotic corpse possession. Resurrection does not appear likely." ~Metroid Prime 2

StupidBunny · Post by **StupidBunny** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:52

"WREH-UH-HEH-UH" ~Doom Marine

szemi · Post by **szemi** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:00

Lava89 wrote:@szemi: Mind if I post non-FPS lines?

@mortimer: that's hilarious

Speaking of portal, GLaDOS had some great lines ( don't want to spoil them though...gotta play the game to experience it! ).

Mount&Blade: "That's a nice head you have on your shoulders!" (that's kind of like a first person shooter? ...you can shoot arrows in the first person view )

as you want, Lava89

Nospike · Post by **Nospike** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 13:46

From Mass Effect 2 (I would count it as a FPS personally):
"...then Vido decided to start hiring batarians. 'Cheaper labor,' he said. 'Goddamn terrorists,' I said." --Zaeed Massani

Also pretty much every line from Bulletstorm.

MoffD · Post by **MoffD** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 14:45

Nospike wrote:From Mass Effect 2 (I would count it as a FPS personally):
"...then Vido decided to start hiring batarians. 'Cheaper labor,' he said. 'Goddamn terrorists,' I said." --Zaeed Massani

Also pretty much every line from Bulletstorm.

I am Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel

_mr_m_ · Post by **_mr_m_** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 15:50

From Mass Effect 2:

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

How long will it take for everyone to realize that he said that to every. Damn. Shop. Just to hustle them in to lowering their prices.

MoffD · Post by **MoffD** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 18:06

_mr_m_ wrote:From Mass Effect 2:

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

How long will it take for everyone to realize that he said that to every. Damn. Shop. Just to hustle them in to lowering their prices.

What makes it worse is it's the exact same quote every time

But as to actually funny quotes from ME2, any of the Tupari sport drinks ads

Or Hamlet with an all Elcor cast

Lava89 · Post by **Lava89** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 21:25

Thanks szemi!

Batman: Arkham Asylum:

You hear these on the speakers after Joker has taken over the asylum, and these quotes are from the Joker:

"Anyone seen the big bad Bat yet? I warn you, he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot!"

"Residents of Joker Asylum are all required to follow one simple rule. Failure to follow this rule will be punished by death, no 'ifs', 'ands', or 'buts'. And do you know the best part about the rule? It's a secret!"

After you defeat Joker's thugs in a stealth level:

"I said I wanted the Bat stopped. Did no one listen? It's like you don't want an outbreak of Titan enhanced mutant babies climbing over Gotham!!!"

Now just imagine those with Mark Hamill's voice.

_mr_m_ · Post by **_mr_m_** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 22:02

MoffD wrote:
_mr_m_ wrote:From Mass Effect 2:

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

How long will it take for everyone to realize that he said that to every. Damn. Shop. Just to hustle them in to lowering their prices.
What makes it worse is it's the exact same quote every time

But as to actually funny quotes from ME2, any of the Tupari sport drinks ads

Or Hamlet with an all Elcor cast

OR Mordin awkwardly talking about sex.

MoffD · Post by **MoffD** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 22:07

Anything to do with Mordin...

I died of laughter after his "I am the very model of a scientist Salarian" singing.

I mean; who doesn't like overly caffeinated super genius aliens with guns?

Nospike · Post by **Nospike** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 16:04

_mr_m_ wrote:
MoffD wrote:
_mr_m_ wrote:From Mass Effect 2:

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

How long will it take for everyone to realize that he said that to every. Damn. Shop. Just to hustle them in to lowering their prices.
What makes it worse is it's the exact same quote every time

But as to actually funny quotes from ME2, any of the Tupari sport drinks ads

Or Hamlet with an all Elcor cast
OR Mordin awkwardly talking about sex.

Hahaha I remember that one. I cringed at the turian-related dialogue.