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From the creator of PCKF's original three-word story game comes... another try at the three-word story game! For those not in the know, I created a thread a few years ago (:old) in which each post was supposed to advance our one story by three words. That thread was closed after 155 pages due to some drama. As that drama has now been resolved, I have been given Ceilick's permission to create another such thread.

The rules
- Advance the story by exactly three words. Hyphenated words (like "three-word") count as one word. Punctuation marks can be added freely anywhere.
- Do not use exceedingly long words or names. 25 letters is a good limit.
- There must be at least two posts by different members between two posts by the same member.
- If your post contains commentary or non-story text in addition to advancing the story, italicize or otherwise distinguish the story text.
- Use names of real people with discretion.
- Disregard all additions by the members on the ignore list. This list currently contains nothing.

And there you have it! Let's go!

All the things

Helpful tips: It's not necessary to copy all the previous story, as it got surprisingly long really fast. However, if you'd like to keep an archive, by all means, do so! (Please only distinguish what you're adding.) Similarly, it's not necessary to distinguish anything if you're just adding your three words.

(No words are being added in this post due to rule three.)

this thread sucked

were resolved when

the PostCount++ thread

was finally modersted.

So then Jesus

, the bloody impostor,

locked this thread.

amen to that

fire! Put it

where all the

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