The Politically INCORRECT Topic

najawa · Post by **najawa** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:46

Is there a God? Who shot Kenedy? Why is Oil so expensive? Do you have the hots for Rosie O 'Donnel (say no please)? Should beastiality be legal? Why is the sky blue? Can breast feading mothers get breast implants? Where is LL? This is the topic for such controversial conversation.

Lava89 · Post by **Lava89** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:05

I think asking if the sky is blue is the only politically incorrect question so far....

Just kidding....or not....I'm trying to be controversial here!

LJH · Post by **LJH** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:40

Huge political incorrectness in one word:
foob.

Anyway, about your questions.

Is there a God?

Yes.

Who shot Kenedy?

Your mom.

Why is Oil so expensive?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Do you have the hots for Rosie O 'Donnel (say no please)?

I don't even know who that is. But for the sake of not fulfilling your request: Yes.

Should beastiality be legal?

Only on Thursdays.

Why is the sky blue?

Because people haven't bothered painting it red yet.

Can breast feading mothers get breast implants?

Yes. It's entirely possible.

Where is LL?

Behind you.

Post by **KeenRush** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:02

Alright, now the answers are here and the topic can be closed.

Anyways, I think 'politically correct' is useless term, either everything is politically correct or then nothing is. As for these questions, can't see how they could be politically incorrect...

Again, LL left before this board even changed. E-mail her and ask.

Bestiality is legal in many countries, and can't seriously see it staying illegal in others for long. It's good for limiting the over-population of the world, and animals are objects owned by humans anyways.

Commander Spleen · Post by **Commander Spleen** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 17:32

najawa wrote:Where is LL

Levellord is drama-whoring on Deviant Art.

najawa wrote:Why is Oil so expensive?

Because you're toys.

najawa wrote:Do you have the hots for Rosie O 'Donnel (say no please)?

Unfortunately, yes. Things would be so much easier if I was asexual. I've heard of one person who is, so I figure it must be doable.

I think the real question, though, is this: Why the hell do clubs only play R&B or generic rock, making it necessary for me to carry around nifty Skullcandy headphones and an MP3 player full of industrial/EBM music? Also, what's wrong with socialism? Oh, and in the immortal words of Faderhead, where do drugs go... toooooo diiiiiiie?

Lava89 · Post by **Lava89** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 17:41

Commander Spleen wrote:Also, what's wrong with socialism?

I think most people don't like alot of the control-freak governments that have risen from societies that tried to be "socialist". But to me, the original idea of socialism isn't bad, I just don't think it realistically works.

Commander Spleen · Post by **Commander Spleen** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 17:47

Lava89 wrote:I think most people don't like alot of the control-freak governments that have risen from societies that tried to be "socialist". But to me, the original idea of socialism isn't bad, I just don't think it realistically works. Happy

Indeed. Unforunately, the concept has been defiled significantly. The fact that a lot of followers are hardcore "omg anti-everything thx" doesn't help its cause either. Personally, I like the idea of each person having the basic necessities for survival and the opportunity to expand upon it through their own pursuits, without the egadful communism aspect of 'equal distribution'.

najawa · Post by **najawa** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:32

Excellent... real conversation. Did you know that watermellon contains similar vitimans to that found in viagra, inducing horniness? Beware hot watermellon sex...

Post by **KeenRush** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:19

They should ban watermelons.

And Spleen, are Skullcandy any good? I've seen them and they look cool, and as I need new headphones to uni (:D) I've thought about buying them.

entropicdecay · Post by **entropicdecay** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 15:54

Your mother is politically incorrect.

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 18:38

I coined the term Acro American for the Indiginous American peoples who live in the North American Continent. Its like meso-american, and it sounds so much cooler than Native American and so-called Indian. Too bad the entire rest of the world doesnt know I invented the word

Commander Spleen · Post by **Commander Spleen** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:04

Google wrote:"Did you mean: afro american"

*microwaves watermelon*

Viking wrote:Too bad the entire rest of the world doesnt know I invented the word

Add it to Wikipedia!

najawa wrote:Did you know that watermellon contains similar vitimans to that found in viagra, inducing horniness?

"WARNING: Includes horniness." I didn't realise horniness was a vitamin.

Mushroom wrote:Your mother is politically incorrect.

That's what she said.

KeenRush wrote:And Spleen, are Skullcandy any good?

Aye, they're quite excellent. Only held back by the hardcore immitation-iPod I'm using that doesn't output nearly enough sound. Plugged into my amplifier they sound fine.

Malvineous · Post by **Malvineous** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:47

Commander Spleen wrote:
najawa wrote:Did you know that watermellon contains similar vitimans to that found in viagra, inducing horniness?
"WARNING: Includes horniness." I didn't realise horniness was a vitamin.

*Inducing* - of all the misspelt words in that sentence, you had to misread the one that was spelt correctly

I suppose in lower case a D does look a bit like CL...

Commander Spleen · Post by **Commander Spleen** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:46

Rofl. Well called. *learns to read*

VikingBoyBilly · Post by **VikingBoyBilly** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:51

Try new and improved diet vorticola. Now with extra calcium and vitamin horniness!

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