Stinky Farts Thread

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What is your favourite kind of fart?

Stinky
0
No votes
Unexpected chunky diarrhea
0
No votes
Silent but deadly
1
14%
Inhaled through a fart-bong
0
No votes
Potent dog farts
0
No votes
Useful farts that scratch itchy hemorrhoids
0
No votes
Wet and dirty
0
No votes
Loud and belligerant
1
14%
High-velocity butt crumbs and dingleberries
3
43%
Prolapse inducers
0
No votes
All of the above (Check here if you're Ceilick)
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No votes
Classy and sophisticated
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No votes
Other
2
29%
 
Total votes: 7

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Stinky Farts Thread

Post by Paramultart » Sun Sep 27, 2015 13:02

This is a thread where we talk about stinky farts.

So... Smell any good farts lately?

:moon :oops :barf :D
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Post by VikingBoyBilly » Sun Sep 27, 2015 16:58

spaghetti.
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Post by Paramultart » Sun Sep 27, 2015 17:09

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Post by Kate » Sun Sep 27, 2015 18:51

Can't decide between "Silent but deadly" and "Classy and sophisticated" :oops

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Post by Paramultart » Sun Sep 27, 2015 19:03

I think "unexpected chunky diarrhea" falls between those two.

It's always a safe bet.
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Post by Kate » Sun Sep 27, 2015 19:31

Now that's service :o
Not like in our shops... :redeyes

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Post by Grimson » Sun Sep 27, 2015 19:47

I've been summoned...by a thread of farts?



...

Which one's the kind where you squat over and squeeze with all the might of your abdominal muscles, giving birth to the ethereal love-child of Cthulhu and John Carpenter?
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Post by Keening_Product » Mon Sep 28, 2015 0:02

That's 'The Ringo'.
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Post by namida » Mon Sep 28, 2015 3:20

It's that gas from your ass,
It's that toot from your boot,
That hum from your bum,
It's that loot in your chute,

All that air from your own derriere,
Come on and set it free! Cause farts are liberty!

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Post by Paramultart » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:56

>Using foul language in an innocent fart thread
>Supporting the commercialization of farts by posting a clip of that show
>Having no respect for the sanctity of farts
>Being the beano of fun


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Post by ScarletFlame » Mon Sep 28, 2015 16:02

>greentexting on pckf
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Post by Roobar » Mon Sep 28, 2015 17:56

My favorite right now is Edgar Fart. It's especially deadly against enemies.

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Post by Grimson » Mon Sep 28, 2015 18:16

ScarletFlame wrote:>greentexting on pckf
>4chan has 4 letters + number 4
>4+4=8
>Keen is 8 years old
>pckf is a Keen forum
>pckf is 4chan


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Post by MoffD » Mon Sep 28, 2015 20:51

Grimson wrote:
ScarletFlame wrote:>greentexting on pckf
>4chan has 4 letters + number 4
>4+4=8
>Keen is 8 years old
>pckf is a Keen forum
>pckf is 4chan


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Post by joe-ilya » Tue Sep 29, 2015 18:35

My own farts.
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